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So I went and saw Bad Boys 2 last night!
It was pretty fucking good! LOT'S OF DEAD BODIES, AND BLOOD it kicked ass!!!
GO AND SEE IT!!!

You know what's very embarrassing?
When you invite a male friend over to watch a movie, only to realize that u forgot to put your dildo away before he came over..

I've noticed that, when someone leaves and u don't know when your going to see them next.. You feel like you can never say goodbye enough time's to make it matter...
And the goodbye you did say, was just like any other one

I have seen Pirates of the Caribbean 3nights in a row, I fucking love that movie! I have always had an obsession with pirates, ever since I was young but that movie just kicks me right in the face *pow*

"I'm a dishonest man and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest..honestly"

OMG READ THIS ( Read more... )

This is my friend Anthony's brilliant story!

purple funk wart from the sky of pink jelly ran down the road and then the birds flew away from the man he said between the elephants are generally wild animal crackers are yummy

Today after work, 3 cockaroaches decided to camp out on my clothes and follow me home ( Read more... )

Ok so maybe I am not losing my stupidity to maturity :-P as I just found out I am still as random and stupid ( Read more... )

Oh fuck I have a confession to make ( Read more... )