If I ever find myself in need of an attourney I'll try and hire Tim Burton. Any man that can talk a major production studio into funding a children's movie about necrophelia and than convince the American people to be OK with it (I know I'm stoked) is a man I want defending me in a court of law.

I'm getting married bitches!!!!! For real, not like I've known her a week and I'm drunk with no ring, like I'm really getting maried!!! Ahhhhhh!!

Not because it's like, totally the sweetest thing ever cause it's not, but it's weird so I'll tell it.

Long story short, walked into my Community College English class today to find we had a new student, Wes from American Nightmare.

definately bizarre...

Deadguy CD for 6 bucks and free live webcast of GB reunion. Wasn't a terrible day.

Three letters to sum up Devil's Rejects....DDP.

All signs point to me missing the Lifetime reunion. Sweet, real fuckin sweet.

So Land of the Dead:

Here's all I have to say. I will never like the idea of smarter zombies, but it's Romeros story to tell and what place do I have but to enjoy it. Go see it and decide for yourself.

ps
Hopper should have had more humorous lines.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIKEY!!! SORRY I FORGOT!!! 22 years and the stress hasn't killed you yet. I should get a demo for your birthday.

The more things change the more they stay completely ridiculous.

Mullets grow up to be mullets and the world turns without anyone even remotely trying to make it turn the other way.

We're all responsible for what we can't stop.