god man... things just got worse... my friend amy IMed me and told me that ashley, who my best friend likes, likes me.... i hope it's a lie but WTF DO I DO if it's not????
OK I KNOW WHAT TO DO! first you take a hanger and put it on the dresser. then you have sex with this...'ashley'(dont use a condom) and then when she starts screaming at you because you cummed in her just take the hanger, and yank that fucking egg out of her uterus. and if the egg is scared of its shadow and jumps back in her uterus, go with maggie. and if the egg just walks around until it dies, go with ashley. thats just from personal experience though.
first of all... i don't think you have experience...
second, i only like ashley as a friend. and i like maggie as much more than a friend. it's maggie that i want to go out with, and one of my best friends likes ashley. kthnx
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second, i only like ashley as a friend. and i like maggie as much more than a friend. it's maggie that i want to go out with, and one of my best friends likes ashley. kthnx
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