Bishonen Zombies!? Oh yeah that makes sense!
Sup yHorrors!
Long time watcher, 1st time poster. I apologize in advance for the long post. It’s cut because it's long, I link a few pictures, and I’m ranting like a fiend. An amusing fiend who likes to swear and make gross analogies, but a fiend none the less. The same rant is over at my personal journal + an article mocking, but I finally build up the confidence to post here.
A lot of these posts have to do with bad artwork. I wish to complain about a poor concept. Call me pertinacious, but this artist “concept” infuriates me on a level human kind cannot measure. If “concept” mocking is not allowed, just let me know. One artist created it, but a few contribute to it, so I don’t count it as artist mocking. If it is, and isn’t kosher, again just let me know. The artwork (for once) is safe for work. Might not be safe for your sanity however.
This concept is based around “Original Characters” for Left 4 dead. A gritty zombie survival video game.
Oh does the artist draw survivors, who get close due to their constant state of fear and dependence? Oh no, that would be feasible!
The concept is “Original Characters” of zombies, specifically of the special zombies Hunter and Smoker.
In the game the Hunter looks like this.
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b96/RucknTrigger/hunter.jpg
In the game the Smoker looks like this.
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b96/RucknTrigger/smoker.jpg
Her versions look like this.
http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/view/513820/
Jesus Christ, I’d rather fap to 2 boomers 1 cup, then admit this is mediocre! These post-apocalyptic flesh-crazed zombies do things like, drink beer, hang out, and argue over who wears the omg cutsy dresses, cause they’re such an uke rofl.
http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/view/513794/
Cause you know, zombies are known for being feminine, attractive, rational creatures who much rather angst over their secret high-school homo love for one another then mindlessly rip open a human’s skull to motor-boat brains.
The artwork looks like copy-pasta anime art-style in it’s infantile years. To add to it, this concept has its own club, and it’s own FOLLOWING! Not a large following thank fucking god, but a following none the less.
If you like Bishonen FINE! if you like fan-characters FINE! I am of the opinion, that there is plenty of Bishonen material you can play with or you can create your own completely fresh Bishonen. I am also of the opinion if you do fan-characters it should be within the vein of the game. (Unless of course you’re poking fun.) You know a gritty survival horror video game like Left 4 dead should have fan-characters that are nasty, fucked-up, violent, grief/horror-stricken, or a combination of the above. They should not be long-haired blonde zombies, who can’t admit their secret gay crush on another zombie as they giggle, and go clothing shopping. DON’T FORGET THE ROSE PETALS THAT GENTLY BLOW IN THE POST-APOCALYPTIC BREEZE!
To end this post, in the club there is currently a project being worked on which is a song comic for them. This song is a happy little country song, which includes references to butterfly tramp stamps. I AM NOT KIDDING!
http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/view/513813/
http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/view/513815/
Sorry if it made you loose faith in humanity,
…..or if it made you loose faith in humanity again.