*dont it always seem 2 go that u dont kno wha u’ve got til its gone*

Dec 03, 2004 16:47


A poem for girls...
I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify
any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber,
but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage
without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends,
about the size of my ass.
My beauty's a masterpiece,
and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit,
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anonymous December 3 2004, 15:17:08 UTC
i luv that poem!!
wonderful, raves gwaltney
seven thumbs wAy up... if only you had seven thumbs... herm... that would make holding the phone a challenge... i'm sure you'd find a way :) lol
and about the life..... do u really want me 2 answer them??
it could b bad........after all, i am ur other half! :)
oooo u can b proud of me 2day. i had 3 slices of pizza 4 lunch. but, i'm too full for dinner. i can't believe i ate that much! eek. shoot me!! bad dinny(lama)lol.::slaps wrists::
lata love!
~salt to ya peppa

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it aint over til the fat lady sings y_should_u_care December 3 2004, 16:04:50 UTC
lol yay 4 u! food!
[seriously.]

8^| ::stare::

the thumbs.. its a thought..
* idle hands r the devils playthings *

n the poem.. we're n luv 2GETHER.. just not w/each other.. r we? no, i dont think theres any secret desires hidden beneath a mask of friendship & companionry.

i make up words 2 much.. [2 often?] w/e.

--apriL

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