A poem for girls...
I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify
any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber,
but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage
without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends,
about the size of my ass.
My beauty's a masterpiece,
and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit,
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wonderful, raves gwaltney
seven thumbs wAy up... if only you had seven thumbs... herm... that would make holding the phone a challenge... i'm sure you'd find a way :) lol
and about the life..... do u really want me 2 answer them??
it could b bad........after all, i am ur other half! :)
oooo u can b proud of me 2day. i had 3 slices of pizza 4 lunch. but, i'm too full for dinner. i can't believe i ate that much! eek. shoot me!! bad dinny(lama)lol.::slaps wrists::
lata love!
~salt to ya peppa
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[seriously.]
8^| ::stare::
the thumbs.. its a thought..
* idle hands r the devils playthings *
n the poem.. we're n luv 2GETHER.. just not w/each other.. r we? no, i dont think theres any secret desires hidden beneath a mask of friendship & companionry.
i make up words 2 much.. [2 often?] w/e.
--apriL
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