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A busload of skewlgirls is killed. Theyr all n heaven trying 2 enter the pearly gates past St Peter.
He asks the 1st girl "Karen have u ever had any contact w/ a mans thing?"
She giggles & shyly replies "Well I once touchd the head of 1 w/ the tip of my finger".
St Peter says "OK dip the tip of ur finger n The Holy Water & pass thru the gate".
He ( Read more... )

y is it my family has no tact?
::mumbles::under::breathe::

hey, who's goin 2 prom? or who's not...
jw.

Nada Surf: Popular

Three important rules for breaking up
Don't put off breaking up when you know you want to
Prolonging the situation only makes it worse
Tell him honestly, simply, kindly, but firmly
Don't make a big production
Don't ( Read more... )

diff ppls:
1) ur oblivious
2) u make it impossible 4 me 2 care about u
3) u USE me as just ur OCCASSIONAL OUTLET
4) ur ashamed of being w/ me
5) u claim[ed] im SO special 2 u but u dont even TRY anymore
6) ur not worth my breathe
7) u wont let me 4give myself
8) etc

[Pitbull:]
A ella le gusta la gasolina
Mami yo tengo la gasolina...
Don't stop get ( Read more... )

the best news ever: IOW County Public Schools - Closed

I LUV BOOGER!

WHA I WANT 4 MY BDAY! [CLICK]
am i asking too much? ::blush::

Heaven’s not so far
in the back seat of your car.
"You can ask me 5 questions, anything. No matter how personal, dirty, private or random - I have to answer them honestly. In return, you have to post this message in your own LJ and you have to answer the questions that are asked to you."

welcome to: THE BEST SHOW ON EARTH

i have this weird habit of asking myself *what if's*. cuz i dont dream ( Read more... )

[EDIT: ps- my wallet wasnt stolen. sorta.]

am i one of those girls too?

ok, so im going 2 try 2 keep this short. but, again, this is ME, so that is virtually impossible. [i still feel so iffy about this topic-- how sum ppl say i NVR talk, & sum say i nvr shut up. gah.]

last few days have been vry lesbianic. not me! lol gawd. but just, all around ( Read more... )

hello all. =]

it feels so weird 2 update. i thought mayb i could b computer-obsessive-less for a lil while, but i really have missd u all so much. ::sniffles:: decided 2 write again cuz every1 seemd so upset about it. so... THIS 1s 4 U!   =)

last wk was super craptastic. i dont think ive ever had a "breakdown ( Read more... )