I dunno why I do anything anymore

[ya_douchebags]

Y'know it kinda sucks balls that I gotta technically OD on heroin twice over in order to feel a goddamn thing. Eh, whatever. Feelin kinda decent right about now

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[immasuperhero]

Did y'ever consider... y'know... not being on drugs?

[ya_douchebags]

Me? Sober? No one wants to see that, trust me.

[immasuperhero]

Maybe not. But there's a lot to be said about living to see fifty.

[ya_douchebags]

Gad, me at fifty...now there's an eerie thought.

[ya_douchebags]

Oh, uuh...kay. I'll unlock the door, then.

[monarch_the]

Just wanted to let you know that I've calmed and bear you no ill will. You and your bandmate actually ended up helping me, so, everything's green on this side of the fence.

Just... don't try it again.

[ya_douchebags]

We ended up...helpin you? Er...you're welcome?

[monarch_the]

Yes, actually. I managed to receive the money that would have paid for the Cocoon without having to give it up. Which left me with a body to dispose of, but that's why I invested in a lake of acid. Hah! And they said it would be 'frivolous'.