✿ 003 Accidental Video/Action for Goldenrod Outskirts

[yaaaaaawn]

[Another boring as all hell day. Well, night to be exact. Lotus is tired of sitting around in the inn, so she decided for a little excursion. Currently, she can be found leaning against a tree, quietly watching the stars.]

Ugh. I'm so over this. I need to get back home.. I'm sure Nona and Ennea are completely lost, without me there to fold their

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[4leafcleaver]

[Pfffft...trying not to giggle...well darn it, now she has to turn away and let the giggles dissolve behind her hand before asking - ]

A-are you okay, Lotus?

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[yaaaaaawn]

You're all sadists. Every last one of you.

[Don't mind her, she's just a little butthurt.. She'll come around eventually. At the moment, Lotus is carefully pulling needles out of her face, trying not to cry.]

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[4leafcleaver]

...

Sorry about that. Maybe one of your Pokémon could help you out? [Serious. For real.]

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[yaaaaaawn]

... Huh. You know, that really isn't a bad idea.

[Her pinsir has those weird.. things, after all. He'd be perfect for pulling them out. Hopefully he just doesn't vice grip or something. Lotus decides to release him.]

Hey, Bug. Get these needles out of my face, okay? [aaaand he's off. Lotus gives a slight, uncomfortable 'mmf' sound after every one is pulled.]

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[cynicizing]

[Uh.]

... Ouch.

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[yaaaaaawn]

... Acupuncture is good for your skin, isn't it?

[aaand she's picking a few out. Hopefully she doesn't shriek again- I don't think Santa can take anymore shrieking.]

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[cynicizing]

[Yep. Ow, his ears.]

I ain't sure if that counts as acupuncture, you know. What the hell did you do to the thing anyway?

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[yaaaaaawn]

I haven't done anything to it. I just got it a week or so ago. It hasn't listened to me whatsoever.

[Yeah lotus that's what you get for accidentally catching a level 40 pokemon when your rest are like 20--]

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[blazing_style]

Wow, what'd you do to tick them all off like that?

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[yaaaaaawn]

I wouldn't mind knowing myself..

[Loooooooong sigh.]

I never liked animals much to begin with, now this.

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[blazing_style]

Maybe if you tried liking them, they'd be less likely to flip out on you.

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[yaaaaaawn]

Ugh, 'liking' them? I'm here against my will and I'm being forced to take care of them already! They should be happy I'm feeding them!

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[restardom]

... Kids--

[ oh god Lotus what. ] ... Er.

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[yaaaaaawn]

... You heard that, too?

[Oh well that was fantastic.] You have something to say? [GLARE.]

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[restardom]

... You're a mom?

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[yaaaaaawn]

I know it's a little hard to believe, but I guess I'm one of those.. Hm.. What do you call them? MILFs?

[Yeah she's just gonna snigger.]

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[foolishwren]

[.... IMMATURE LAUGHTER.]

[Because of course laughing like a ten-year-old at someone getting totally owned by a bunch of flying needles is a great way to endear yourself to somebody.]

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[yaaaaaawn]

[Lotus waited a few minutes until all the needles were out to reply. She wasn't gonna give Heather more incentive to laugh, and it's always so hard to scream when someone else is laughing, you know?]

How old are you again?

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[foolishwren]

Not too old to appreciate slapstick.

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[yaaaaaawn]

You need to be slapped with a stick.

[clearly Lotus is the unpunniest of the group.]