Different Types of Drunk People: A Compilation by Shida Mirai [1/3]
Since cie_chan requested this approximately 5 million years ago, I thought "maa it's my birthday I ought to make people happy". So yeah. Here it is.
Shida Mirai heard that there were different kinds of drunk people. Looking around, she could not help but think how right that was. They were in an exclusive bar that Yamada's sister gladly reserved for the whole Horikoshi class. Given how all of them turned 20 just recently, it was decided that a drinking-party-slash-reunion was a good idea. Of course, despite this, Shida was sure she would not drink.
It was the right decision. Being drunk is embarrassing. Besides, watching her ex-classmates get drunk was such a fun thing, especially since there were so many different kinds of drunk people.
Exhibit A: Maeda Nozomi - The Clingy Drunk
"Non-chan..." A nervous chuckle followed this as Yuto expertly disentangled himself away from Nozomi's arms. Feeling the lost of her 'teddy bear', she clung to the next person on the couch: a very drunk Sakamoto Shougo. Yuto sighed in relief and sat down beside Shida, seeing as Shida was the only one who was sober enough to talk to. He simply nodded and sat down as both of them watched Nozomi in amusement. "I love you~" She was making kissing sounds as she rubbed her cheek on the boy's shoulder. "I really love you, you know?" She hiccuped, then laughed loudly. Her grip was still strong on him.
"I love you too..." Shougo was probably dreaming of something pleasant as he murmured in his sleep and cuddled closer towards the girl. "Nonchan's so soft..." Or maybe he wasn't dreaming at all. Is Shougo being sly? Oh well. Nozomi was obviously enjoying herself as she giggled and sighed, obviously feeling comfortable with clinging on the boy's arm.
Shida grinned at the tall guy beside her. "Good job on getting away from that." She motioned towards the other girl.
Yuto chuckled. "I'm pretty sure her grip on him is harder. It was easy for me because I wasn't her real target."
"Ooooh~ What kind of conspiracy is this?" She said, winking at him teasingly.
"SHIDA-CHAN!!!"
Exhibit B: Kamiki Ryunosuke - The Emotional Drunk
Shida instinctively gulped upon hearing that shout. She wanted to hide behind the couch or something. An energetic Kamiki was already a handful. A drunk, highly emotional one was beyond her control. "Yuto-kun..." She looked to her side for support.
He smiled a bit before standing up and walking to another corner. "Ehe, sorry. You're on your own with that." He bowed in apology before sitting down beside Ohgo on the other couch.
"Tsk, traitor." She muttered. Kamiki sat down in front of her, face red and eyes obviously unfocused.
"You were winking at Yuto-kun!" He exclaimed, sniffing as if he would cry real tears very soon. "You were flirting!"
She gaped at him. "Huh?"
His eyes dramatically widened. "AND NOW YOU'RE ANGRY AT ME!" Real actual tears came out from his eyes as he covered his face with both of his hands. "You're angry at me and you won't talk to me anymore! How would I live from now on?" He was seriously sobbing now. And it was the most adorable version of Kamiki Shida has ever seen. It almost awakened the DoS in her.
"SHIDA MIRAI!"
Exhibit C: Ohgo Suzuka - Angry Drunk
Shida wanted to roll her eyes. "Suzu-chan?" She watched as her best friend stomped over to her table, leaving a quietly laughing Yuto behind. "What is it?"
"You're making my best friend cry!" Suzuka was frowning as she slammed her fist down the table. Her eyebrows furrowed. "That's not what friends do!" She exclaimed again, stomping her feet once as if that will further her point.
"Uwah, now I made Suzu-chan angry..." Kamiki hiccuped.
"Shut up, Kamiki Ryunosuke!" Suzuka shouted at him, showing her fist. "Or I'll punch you to silence you."
Shida thinks a drunk Suzuka is the scariest. And also that she's completely missing the point of 'friends don't make their friends cry'. At the side, Shida could hear Yuto doubling over in laughter. Aha. That's it. "Suzuka-chan, I think Yuto-kun is laughing at you." She smirked as she heard Yuto quiet down immediately.
"That bastard..." Suzuka scoffed, turning back towards her old table and muttering profanities under her breath. "You oversized stick, you listen here!"
It was Shida's turn to laugh.
It's short because it's late and I'm going to write a Free! fic shush. Also I can do whatever I want. It's my day yo.
P.S. Imagining Kamiki being an uncontrollable sobbing mess is fun. Do not judge me.
Shida Mirai heard that there were different kinds of drunk people. Looking around, she could not help but think how right that was. They were in an exclusive bar that Yamada's sister gladly reserved for the whole Horikoshi class. Given how all of them turned 20 just recently, it was decided that a drinking-party-slash-reunion was a good idea. Of course, despite this, Shida was sure she would not drink.
It was the right decision. Being drunk is embarrassing. Besides, watching her ex-classmates get drunk was such a fun thing, especially since there were so many different kinds of drunk people.
Exhibit A: Maeda Nozomi - The Clingy Drunk
"Non-chan..." A nervous chuckle followed this as Yuto expertly disentangled himself away from Nozomi's arms. Feeling the lost of her 'teddy bear', she clung to the next person on the couch: a very drunk Sakamoto Shougo. Yuto sighed in relief and sat down beside Shida, seeing as Shida was the only one who was sober enough to talk to. He simply nodded and sat down as both of them watched Nozomi in amusement. "I love you~" She was making kissing sounds as she rubbed her cheek on the boy's shoulder. "I really love you, you know?" She hiccuped, then laughed loudly. Her grip was still strong on him.
"I love you too..." Shougo was probably dreaming of something pleasant as he murmured in his sleep and cuddled closer towards the girl. "Nonchan's so soft..." Or maybe he wasn't dreaming at all. Is Shougo being sly? Oh well. Nozomi was obviously enjoying herself as she giggled and sighed, obviously feeling comfortable with clinging on the boy's arm.
Shida grinned at the tall guy beside her. "Good job on getting away from that." She motioned towards the other girl.
Yuto chuckled. "I'm pretty sure her grip on him is harder. It was easy for me because I wasn't her real target."
"Ooooh~ What kind of conspiracy is this?" She said, winking at him teasingly.
"SHIDA-CHAN!!!"
Exhibit B: Kamiki Ryunosuke - The Emotional Drunk
Shida instinctively gulped upon hearing that shout. She wanted to hide behind the couch or something. An energetic Kamiki was already a handful. A drunk, highly emotional one was beyond her control. "Yuto-kun..." She looked to her side for support.
He smiled a bit before standing up and walking to another corner. "Ehe, sorry. You're on your own with that." He bowed in apology before sitting down beside Ohgo on the other couch.
"Tsk, traitor." She muttered. Kamiki sat down in front of her, face red and eyes obviously unfocused.
"You were winking at Yuto-kun!" He exclaimed, sniffing as if he would cry real tears very soon. "You were flirting!"
She gaped at him. "Huh?"
His eyes dramatically widened. "AND NOW YOU'RE ANGRY AT ME!" Real actual tears came out from his eyes as he covered his face with both of his hands. "You're angry at me and you won't talk to me anymore! How would I live from now on?" He was seriously sobbing now. And it was the most adorable version of Kamiki Shida has ever seen. It almost awakened the DoS in her.
"SHIDA MIRAI!"
Exhibit C: Ohgo Suzuka - Angry Drunk
Shida wanted to roll her eyes. "Suzu-chan?" She watched as her best friend stomped over to her table, leaving a quietly laughing Yuto behind. "What is it?"
"You're making my best friend cry!" Suzuka was frowning as she slammed her fist down the table. Her eyebrows furrowed. "That's not what friends do!" She exclaimed again, stomping her feet once as if that will further her point.
"Uwah, now I made Suzu-chan angry..." Kamiki hiccuped.
"Shut up, Kamiki Ryunosuke!" Suzuka shouted at him, showing her fist. "Or I'll punch you to silence you."
Shida thinks a drunk Suzuka is the scariest. And also that she's completely missing the point of 'friends don't make their friends cry'. At the side, Shida could hear Yuto doubling over in laughter. Aha. That's it. "Suzuka-chan, I think Yuto-kun is laughing at you." She smirked as she heard Yuto quiet down immediately.
"That bastard..." Suzuka scoffed, turning back towards her old table and muttering profanities under her breath. "You oversized stick, you listen here!"
It was Shida's turn to laugh.
It's short because it's late and I'm going to write a Free! fic shush. Also I can do whatever I want. It's my day yo.
P.S. Imagining Kamiki being an uncontrollable sobbing mess is fun. Do not judge me.