This is why I hate this holiday..

[yahwehabbagod]

My dad comes home, has 2 huge wrapped parcels in his arms and 2 smaller ones.. He hands one of the larger ones to me and the two smaller ones to my 2 brothers. I open it to be greeted by the sweetest smell of the freshest flowers.. roses and lilies and tulips.. My brothers open theirs and they've gotten gourmet packages of jellie bellies and a

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Happy LOVE IS A LIE day!

[feldmania]

Ah, well I hope your Valentine's day only improves. It's possible.

Personally, my plans for tonight are as follows: I will be having a lovely candlelit dinner. After that I think I’ll watch a romantic comedy, followed by a night of pure passion. Unfortunately, I will also be spending Valentine’s alone.

Ba-dump bump. Tsshh.

[sharklespark]

So, your mom yelled at your dad. Therefore, you will never "find anyone in this world."

Ah, I get it.

[yahwehabbagod]

Yup. Those are the conclusions I draw. There can't be any other reason that I don't feel like sharing.

[annasays]

you have meeeeeeeeeee!