Comments | yaidudamoi: this is the best time to intro. [AUDIO / RUSSIAN]

yaidudamoi

this is the best time to intro. [AUDIO / RUSSIAN]

Apr 21, 2010 10:35

Vlad? Vlad! VLAD!

[M.S. Elegante, meet Dimitri. He just jumped out of a demonic train.]

How long was I out-? Where am I?

[There's a moment of silence as he checks his pockets for the jewellery box. He finds it, and calms down enough to properly inspect his new surroundings.]
I must've passed out after we landed. Why would they just leave me here ( Read more... )

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Text, Common || LOL IMMEDIATE LANGUAGE FAILURE unamvirtus April 20 2010, 22:40:26 UTC

[...

That's a weird sounding language.]

what?/

Text, RUSSIAN yaidudamoi April 20 2010, 22:48:37 UTC

[What is this device? He stares at the foreign word on the screen before hesitantly typing a reply.]

AM I COMMUNICATING WITH A HUMAN BEING?

Text, Common unamvirtus April 20 2010, 22:50:35 UTC

[...

Oh my gosh all of those squigglies he doesn't even understand!!]

What??????/

Text, Russian yaidudamoi April 20 2010, 22:54:20 UTC

[He finally finds the button that translates the text.]

Are you a person?

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[Audio] missmimmi April 20 2010, 22:48:20 UTC

[OH GOD IS THAT RUSSIAN.

Huh]

Do you speak English? Most here speak English.

[Text] yaidudamoi April 21 2010, 00:58:35 UTC

[He's beginning to wonder why he never learned.]

Russian and French. That's it.

[Text] missmimmi April 21 2010, 01:02:57 UTC

oh. That is fine. my sister only speaks German. text is fine.

[Text] yaidudamoi April 21 2010, 01:11:03 UTC

Can you confirm that I'm on a boat?

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[Russian] electroniccrane April 20 2010, 23:19:55 UTC

We don't get many Russians.

[Kusanagi's Russian is creepily flawless, since she's running a program for it. 'Creepily flawless' c. 2030, so it'll probably sound odd to Dmitri.]

[Russian] yaidudamoi April 20 2010, 23:23:10 UTC

[THANK GOD. Any Russian, no matter how odd, is music to his ears.]

You understand me. Good.

First things first: where am I?

[Russian] electroniccrane April 20 2010, 23:30:33 UTC

[Dammit, this is not her job. Where the hell is Kage?]

You're ostensibly aboard a cruise vessel called the MS Elegante, of unrevealed registry, destined for a place called the Golden Shore. The crew is essentially honest but entirely unhelpful, and the Captain is insane. Any action you take is nearly guaranteed to make things worse.

[Russian] yaidudamoi April 20 2010, 23:34:11 UTC

You're kidding me. MS Elegante...

[Seriously. How long was he out?]

What about Vl- the people I was with? They're here too, right?

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couldbeavillain April 20 2010, 23:30:21 UTC

[Audio]

Oh, my God! Is that Russian? That's so exotic! I mean... uh, you probably can't understand this... uh... what do I... let's see...

[Text]

Does this translate for you? Can you read this?

[Text] yaidudamoi April 20 2010, 23:31:46 UTC

Yeah, I can read that.

[Text] couldbeavillain April 20 2010, 23:32:50 UTC

Wicked. Are you from Russia?

[Text] yaidudamoi April 20 2010, 23:38:24 UTC

[Wicked...? Ah, slang.]

That depends on who's asking.

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[Audio // English] talkingfishbone April 21 2010, 00:22:40 UTC

Rule Number Two; don't yell into the comms, dude.

Especially when it's a whooole mess of gibberish.

[Text] yaidudamoi April 21 2010, 00:24:34 UTC

For the last time, I don't speak English.

[Text] talkingfishbone April 21 2010, 00:29:17 UTC

[After some fiddling, he figures out how to reply.]

i wasnt speaking english i was speaking norse.

[It just sounds like English because I'm pretty sure there is no Norse words for 'dude'.]

what were you speaking

also rule number 2 oont yell into the comms
[Also what is a shift key.]

[Text] yaidudamoi April 21 2010, 00:31:54 UTC

Russian, which no one's heard of. That's fine.

Norse, huh? I thought that was a dead language.

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