Doable New Year's resolutions 2014

[yakalskovich]

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1. I will not grow a garden in my bathroom.
2. I will not pursue plans to be turned into a vampire.
3. I will not slaughter any arch-enemy of mine just to make tandoori liver.
4. I will not buy a motorcycle for my Little Lady.
5. I will not paint my cats' claws magenta.

Comments

[_inbetween_]

... define "garden"?

I really don't understand how you can resist 5.

[yakalskovich]

Mephisto would make holes in me!!

Garden -- there was this picture of a shower which was completely filled with succulents and small palm trees going round on tumblr a few days back; that is what I mean.-

[_inbetween_]

Not after you applied the varnish : )

Ah ok, so mould doesn't count.

[yakalskovich]

The varnish would be all over the place! Mostly on me, though. Mephi fights back hard when he gets his nails done.

And nope, mould doesn't count, just intentional plants.