Santa Claus? HE HAS CLAWS?!?!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Saturday I gave iluffkittys a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In March I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Sunday I helped fullonswayzed across the street (6 points). In July I punched eightcircles in the arm (-10 points). In January I donated bone marrow to silvercrown in a life-saving procedure (300 points).
Overall, I've been nice (319 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!
Sincerely,
yakitate_bread