Pathetic...

[yakko1]

I just looked at my journal and realized just how barren of content my page has been, not to mention unattractive. Ah wells, such is what happens when one has no HTML or writing ability. I think the only thing that I have learned to do well on-line is to make emoticons at will. Other than that... no skills here. But I always have some sort of

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[mahalya]

uh huh.

:P

[yakko1]

Yes... you must be one who is utterly disgusted by my lack of self control. But all you could say is 'uh huh'? Come on! You can do better than that. ;)

[unknownauthor]

whoa... you were really drunk!!! i don't think i have ever been drunk before. one most recent drunk story, was at a friend's party. her dad was so drunk, he started to flirt with all her friends. lol, what a night!

[yakko1]

Okay, that's pretty drunk too when you're flirting with your daughter's teenage friends. :D I wonder if I'll have game at 50? *scratchin' head* Haha... j/k

[sally_nguyen]

You don't need any fancy smancy html skills. Just a lot of pictures of your hot looking self! =)

How's that for a compliment? hahaha. I followed to your page from Trynh's page. Met up with her this weekend in Houston, TX, so I've been following her posts lately to see if she's talking any shit about us. =D

SaLLy

[yakko1]

Thanks Sally... I'll try and get more pics up and fish for more compliments from LJ users such as yourself? :o j/k. I'd still like to learn something that'll spruce up this vanilla flavored page layout... I'd even settle for a French vanilla at this point.

[morose_hands]

FIRST.. the singing at your sisters...
NOW.... falling and bumping your head.

You told me its time for me to get velcro straps on my bed?! Well... I think you just need to be put into a padded cell at this point STEVE!

BTW, IM lLLLLOOOVVIIINNN my bracelet. MUHAHAH.

[yakko1]

If people didn't know we were friends, people might think that the velcro strap thing might be kinda kinky. However, Sally just has Tourette's Syndrome ... her symptoms tend to manifest in her cussing and then slapping herself while in her sleep. The straps are merely a methods of protecting Sally from herself. ;)

Hmmpph...

[morose_hands]

I thought we were friend's Steve... I am quite flabberghasted that you would break our pact of keeping our illnesses private. In order to save our friendship and keep it equal between us, I have to inform everyone of Steve's epilepsy. He had an episode and fell into a seizure at the bar, that is why he hit his head. Don't worry folks, he's okay now... he just foamed at the mouth. Sad thing was, the ppl at the club just thought he was doing the snake on the ground... so they just stood around a watched while poor steve was spasming.

Sad thing is... I realize upon hearing this.. females will send you emails of "awwwee POOR steve.. Ill nurse YOU back to health!" WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH!!

[destiny612]

OMG you are sooo funny. Well i was just rummaging through some pages and saw your site. The first thing i noticed was "STEVE!!! YOU WHORE... STOP IT!!!" so i had to read on. Just wanted to let you know that you had me laughing out loud. =)

[yakko1]

Thanks Tami... glad you got a kick out of my story. While embarassing, perhaps young people can read such a story and say... wow, I hope I don't end up like Steve. ;P