Original scan thanks to Little Jr Heaven. (Have the original layout scan and my rotated one because I am retarded like that and like having both.)
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With these always cheerfully energetic members, they'll challenge what will become their first WU group talk!
Now then, we wonder what kind of development will happen.
Funabiki Our strong point, isn't it that our conversations are funny? Just like Kanjani8···a, that now might've been a little exaggerated (*laugh*)
Fukasawa Not a little, a lot (*laugh*)!
Funabiki Sorry, I got caught up in the moment! But, our usual talks, they're pretty funny.
Watanabe When these members start talking, you don't know when to stop ne. Because we'll just keep on talking.
Funabiki Going around the Yamanote line 5 times is easy (*laugh*). Me, Shota and Iwamoto will talk, that Fukka (Fukasawa) will join in, but he feels like he's faking it.
(Note: Bikki means they could easily continue talking even going around the Yamanote line 5 times; a full loop of the Yamanote line takes 61 to 65 minutes.)
Nozawa Fukasawa, sa, he does a lot of stuff suddenly ne? Like while we're walking in the street and he's listening to music with his earphones, he'll suddenly start singing in a loud voice (*laugh*)
Abe He does! What's more, it's the intense types like A.B.C.'s 『Crush』. The other day it was Kisumai's 『Fire Beat』, he was pretty intense (*laugh*)
Nozawa And with the dance too, ne.
Watanabe The amazing form of Fukka I'm seeing, from a while ago he's appeared as passive (*laugh*)
Fukasawa ······that's enough for me (heartbroken and depressed at the exposing of his behaviour).
Funabiki It's not that depressing is it (*laugh*)
Nozawa Also, for those funny people, me and Abe will watch and laugh as audience···it's that kind of feel.
Abe Definitely.
Watanabe Basically it's that kind of feel, but sometimes (Nozawa) Yuuki is weird (*laugh*)
Funabiki His movements and such, they become really weird ne.
Nozawa (Quietly) It happens ne~, that kind of thing.
Fukasawa Nee, in this situation, why aren't you raising your voice (*laugh*)
Funabiki Yuuki is really different this time. The difference between when he's really, really loud and when he's not is extreme.
Nozawa Aa, I admit that's true. What's that about ne.
Iwamoto You're even asking us that (*laugh*)
Watanabe I was reminded by "what's that about", but, when me and you (Funabiki) were talking, weren't you making an unamused atmosphere on purpose. What in the world was that about?
Funabiki That was, because I, of course, didn't want to lose in talking. Because my rival in talking is Shota! Since you're good at talking, I thought I'd try ruining it (*laugh*)
Iwamoto Saying he's your rival in talking, shouldn't it be in dance or something (*laugh*)
Watanabe O-, that's a compliment ne. Yatta! Iwamoto's the type who does funny stuff using his body ne. When he's doing free dance or dancing to energetic songs, if you watch carefully he's funny.
Nozawa That's true ne. Like using his entire body to show katakana and things like that (*laugh*)
Iwamoto (With a cool feeling) Iya, I'm an extremely normal person.
Everyone You're not normal at all (*laugh*)!
Funabiki You're super noisy, aren't you! But for those reading the magazine, they probably won't know exactly how not normal Iwamoto is naa (*laugh*)
Fukasawa Right ne. Us, in concert MCs and such, we don't really have the chance to talk, so we're pretty shy.
Funabiki I'm not like that!
Iwamoto Liar, a while ago when Uchi-kun and Hasegawa-kun were in the same studio, weren't you really quiet!
Funabiki Uu···that's to be expected.
Abe All of us froze at the corner (*laugh*)
Nozawa During the photoshoot, the one taken to be put on the off-shoot corner, even though I was leaning on Hasegawa-kun's shoulder, my heart was beating really fast.
Funabiki Of course, senpais makes you nervous ne. But, it's already okay in front of A.B.C. and Kisumai. Our normal personalities appear!
Watanabe There are a lot of times Fujigaya-kun and Kawai-kun-tachi go overboard, we're already used to it (*laugh*)
Nozawa True, they often make us do overboard stuff too.
Watanabe We went on the Takitsuba con together. On the bus, they said "Watanabe, make us laugh with a funny story" and made me go overboard. And I kept messing up (*laugh*)
Funabiki They said it was because you still had a lot to learn (*laugh*). But this kind of talk of ours, I want to show it off somewhere naa. If we did a concert MC, I'm sure we'd definitely liven things up.
Fukasawa I want to do it ne! But I get nervous, I'd probably freeze again (*laugh*)
Nozawa I'll be the same as always, Abe and I will become the audience. If it were a concert, we might really watch from the audience seats (*laugh*)
Funabiki With me and Shota, since we'll be holding everyone together, it'll be okay. Also, Abe really didn't talk naa.
Watanabe In this talk, he's only talked about 2 lines, hasn't he (*laugh*)?
Fukasawa Jaa, let's ask about Abe's recent news. Abe, has anything funny happened recently?
Abe Ehh, at this timing you're asking that? That's definitely going overboard~ (*laugh*)!