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[yallcantdenyit]

socrates is whack. he's ALWAYS right. about everything. he even wants you to tell him he's wrong. but then when you do he shows you all the hibbidy hib that means really he's right. i named my car callicles even though he's sort of a punk and has a crush on a super stupid hottie and follows what everyone else says. i guess that's good though,

Comments

[usedcar4life]

they make REALLY reliable paperweights.

[yallcantdenyit]

reliable but stupid. they could mussy up your paper. which makes them not even reliable. try again, silly head.

[terminallyillin]

Cha! You got to laminate your papers first. Who doesn't laminate they papers? Everybody laminate they papers, I'm tellin' you.

[usedcar4life]

yeah. duh!

[terminallyillin]

They are an excellent venue for extracurricular activities, such as having hot makeouts or playing carball.

[yallcantdenyit]

what's carball? and what are hot makeouts?

[terminallyillin]

Hot makeouts are like tonsil hockey, only more sensuous. Carball is like jarball, only in a car.

[yallcantdenyit]

i don't know jarball either. tonsil hockey i can imagine in my mind.

[angelmab686]

they're a really good box for singing really loudly in because you can look really silly on the outside but to the person looking, you could sound like celine dion or something.

[yallcantdenyit]

ah yes, and i also like how you pointed out that they're a box. i like boxes.

[murvee]

you would!

[yallcantdenyit]

look who's talking, boxy mcboxerson