tonight was the madonna challenge and that means we danced for fifty-six minutes. will is going to buy me these things: clothes, shoes, a basketball court, a pogo stick, movies, a big screen tv, and a red skillet. this is because he's inventing a comfy sleeping bra that everybody will buy.

i want to do it too! or i want you to do it so then i can find out what my personality is. it will be a fun activity.

http://kevan.org/johari?name=colleenaliciasmith

other news is that i grew a fourth and fifth nipple over the weekend and now i have an abundance.

do my survey. in the butt. also, here is some news from my life: i grew three more inches and now i am six feet tall. i won the lottery and bought five trillion gumballs and now i am not rich anymore but it was fun while it lasted ( Read more... )

i just came home and found my dad and stu (hannah's dad) watching the adventures of shark boy and lava girl in 3-d, like with those weird glasses on. they are cool.

hello panda-bear, today I licked Will's sommersaulting, super-sonic umbilicis. it tasted like jelly and honey peanut-butter. i believe i am never not awesome. what do you think clouds use to poop on? i shant ever tolerate feces-smeared manginas. those suck Jesus' genitalia. yeah baby. toes suck. eat suck. Bitches!

the most GLORIOUS thing has happened!

so many chocolate bars!!!

thank you thank you thank you!!!

tomorrow is my half birthday. that's pretty much the best reason ever to give me chocolate bars ( Read more... )

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so... it's been like two days since i told you guys to campus mail me chocolate bars, and i haven't gotten any. that's weird.

i just ate my second turkey sandwich of the day. i know what you are thinking. you're thinking, "ha! i eat multiple sandwiches in one day often, and the chances of them being turkey are not low!" well this might be true, but you ought to stop thinking that this event is unspecial for me, because i rarely eat sandwiches, and when i do, it is even ( Read more... )