The Un-official Survival Guide to the SEES Dorm

[yamada_touya]

[03]

[WEDNESDAY/ EVENING]

Recruits!

You have all entered a world more educational than School, more dangerous than Tartarus, more filled with beautiful women than the Playboy Mansion - the SEES Dorm!

However, never fear, for I have compiled an easy to remember list that will ensure that you all survive the dorms long enough to get brained

Comments

[shelteringly]

I- I can totally vouch for that stairwell bit, man. ;_;

[yamada_touya]

See? TAKA can tell you all what happens to those who do not follow the Rules.

[hiroshi_kubo]

....O..kay...

[yamada_touya]

Wh-what's with that half-assed reaction?

It should be "Okay!" or "Yes sir!" or "Hail Lord and Master!"

[hiroshi_kubo]

*grins*

Okay.

*climbs stairs and heads to the rooftop*

[mechchariotess]

I disagree with Rule 7. The situation in which myself and the stairs are in close proximity does not equate to danger in normal circumstances. You are providing false information.

I tried to tell Ikutsuki-san that his humor lacks the element of amusement, but he wouldn't listen.

[yamada_touya]

On the contrary Destiny Gundam Mark IV, it is simply science. I have based my Rules on empirical evidence - Ihave only seen one incident where someone has impeded your mission while near a staircase, and physical damage was incurred. Should another situation arise with a contrary result, rest assured I shall revise my thoughts (nod nod)

Bad humor is like body odor... you never notice your own...

[einsamritter]

...Completely useless.

[yamada_touya]

Fufufu - you really think so? Then chew on a burger in front of Sou - go on. I dare ya...

[einsamritter]

I don't eat that type of food.

[ashenverity]

One more to add: If you will get sick, Sou will put you on a strictly vitamin-efficient diet.

Yes, Sou is talking in third person right now.