I stole this from my sister's myspace. I found it extremely amusing, it is titled: Don't fuck with Chick, bitch!
There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.
Chuck Norris doesnt read books. He stares them down until he
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