///instructions
Matsumoto, these are for your own good, you are not to ignore them. They're in their required spots, but this is in case you happen to forget. You are not allowed in the kitchen if you are not supervised and if you do not pay attention to these.
-Do not put metal, styrofoam, wood, or plastic inside the microwave. Other electronic devices should not be in it, either. I haven't forgotten the last time. It is a given that anything not related to food shouldn't be in the microwave, but don't put anything in there that doesn't belong.
-Put food on a plate or in a bowl. I trust you to have enough common sense to put soup and similar food in a bowl. There are no paper plates, so don't bother looking for them.
-If you are heating sake up, the stove goes on low, on the back burner. If you put it any higher, I'll freeze you to the ceiling. Otherwise, it's like how you'd normally heat it. It goes in a pot. Said pot can be found in the bottom cabinet near the stove. It is the size of a bowl.
-Don't try to use the stove otherwise. The only thing you're allowed to use it for is the sake, so you don't blow it up in the microwave somehow.
--Nothing but the sake goes near the stove. This includes napkins, towels, the table, other food and drinks, paper, books, Ukitake's Go board, clothes.
-Don't even try washing the dishes. Rinse them off in the sink and I will do it myself.
-Do not, and I repeat, do not try to cook in the oven. This is a direct order.
-Do not try to put anything in the oven, ever. This includes food, your laundry, Ukitake's Go board... any and all objects in this house are not to go into the oven. Ever.
--This also includes the fridge. Don't put anything in there, unless it is food that you have gotten or have pulled out of it already.
-Stay away from the toaster. Don't even bother trying to use it, you'll probably burn your fingers off and set the house on fire.
-Read the instructions on all labels before you do anything with them.
-No climbing or sitting on the counters.
-Stay away from any and all things involving tea, Ulquiorra would kill you.
--In fact, stay away from anything Ulquiorra takes interest in.
-Your sword is not allowed in the kitchen.
-Do not put metal, styrofoam, wood, or plastic inside the microwave. Other electronic devices should not be in it, either. I haven't forgotten the last time. It is a given that anything not related to food shouldn't be in the microwave, but don't put anything in there that doesn't belong.
-Put food on a plate or in a bowl. I trust you to have enough common sense to put soup and similar food in a bowl. There are no paper plates, so don't bother looking for them.
-If you are heating sake up, the stove goes on low, on the back burner. If you put it any higher, I'll freeze you to the ceiling. Otherwise, it's like how you'd normally heat it. It goes in a pot. Said pot can be found in the bottom cabinet near the stove. It is the size of a bowl.
-Don't try to use the stove otherwise. The only thing you're allowed to use it for is the sake, so you don't blow it up in the microwave somehow.
--Nothing but the sake goes near the stove. This includes napkins, towels, the table, other food and drinks, paper, books, Ukitake's Go board, clothes.
-Don't even try washing the dishes. Rinse them off in the sink and I will do it myself.
-Do not, and I repeat, do not try to cook in the oven. This is a direct order.
-Do not try to put anything in the oven, ever. This includes food, your laundry, Ukitake's Go board... any and all objects in this house are not to go into the oven. Ever.
--This also includes the fridge. Don't put anything in there, unless it is food that you have gotten or have pulled out of it already.
-Stay away from the toaster. Don't even bother trying to use it, you'll probably burn your fingers off and set the house on fire.
-Read the instructions on all labels before you do anything with them.
-No climbing or sitting on the counters.
-Stay away from any and all things involving tea, Ulquiorra would kill you.
--In fact, stay away from anything Ulquiorra takes interest in.
-Your sword is not allowed in the kitchen.