Block B -- The Shenanigans King
Title: The Shenanigans King
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Pyo/Taeil, Jaehyo/Zico, Minhyuk/Yookwon, Kyung/his left hand
Summary: College AU. Pyo enjoys texting. Like, a lot.
A/N: My very first text fic! Special thanks to my sister and insomolepticbecause most of these are text convos that we've had, but altered to be more Block B like. Enjoy :D
Pyo:
Can you bring me some water?
Taeil:
Wtf? Lol
Pyo:
I wanted water /shrugs
Taeil:
Lmao you outta luck
Pyo:
What is life when my own boyfriend won’t get his precious, perfect boyfriend some water? Oh, what a world we live in @_@
Taeil:
I am nowhere near you to do that 0_o
Pyo:
Put on some red shoes, click your heels three times, and say there’s no place like home. Then bring me some water!
Pyo:
Taeil’s 167cm
Yookwon:
Yeah… why? XD
Pyo:
In your reflection about last week’s party. You said Taeil’s 174cm. And Taeil wasn’t even there that night you bullshitter
Pyo:
And I’m pretty sure that the only thing we ate was booze and crackers. The hell is Chinese?
Yookwon:
Dude I had to exaggerate someone I knew xD that was part of the rules LOL
Pyo:
How do you sleep with all that bullshit?
Yookwon:
Carefully :3
Zico:
I had a dream that a snake with a mouth like a banshee tried to kill you
Pyo:
I had a dream that Jaehyo died and a toddler that only knew one word was left on our doorstep. I named him Carl
Zico:
XD
Pyo:
But I only called him Carl cause that was the only thing he knew how to say. And we lived where Hanhae’s place was but the inside looked like our dorm.
Zico:
LOL
Pyo:
I missed the bus three times taking care of him a we didn’t know what grade I was in. We decided on 7th and went to our college
Zico:
You should lay off the booze
Pyo:
I know. A lot happened 0_o I should write a book
Zico:
Lmao have fun with that
Kyung:
Fucking Netflix has fucking City Hunter! Is this what heaven looks like?
Pyo:
O_o
Kyung:
I’m about the watch it to see if the quality is good
Pyo:
Ok…
Kyung:
Omg I wish you could have heard me
Kyung:
Holy mother of freaking god the quality of the vid and subs is fucking fantastic
Kyung:
I’ve decided. This is what heaven feels like
Kyung:
I feel like I’m in Korea
Pyo:
You’re not o_O??
Kyung:
I love my internet
Kyung:
I’m in New Zealand you fucker. I’ve been gone since the semester started =_=
Pyo:
0_0 my bad
Kyung:
Netflix deserves a pie ^_^American’s like pie right?
Pyo:
Netflix is American?
Minhyuk:
How old is Taeil turning? 20 or 21
Pyo:
21 :3 the party’s gonna be sweet! Get him a cake!
Minhuk:
Haha from where?
Pyo:
Dunno
Minhyuk:
Always so useless tsk tsk
Pyo:
:P try the corner bakery
Minhyuk:
I figured as much
Pyo:
Uh huh lol
Minhyuk:
I have said nothing funny! The next time you text me lol, and nothing lol worthy graced my godly texts, I will smite you where you stand
Pyo:
XDXDXD
Minhyuk:
… Ok I’ll give you that
Pyo:
:3
Zico:
Me watching fma brotherhood just got me an A+ in history class for knowing you can eat leather shoes
Pyo:
Thank the gods of amine. If only you had enough money to buy leather anything
Zico:
Don’t be jealous :P
Pyo:
I just met GD… what’s his real name?
Zico:
Kwon Jiyong
Pyo:
Well yeah I saw him. I walked up to him and was like “are you Zico’s cousin???” I think its cause you guy’s hair look alike. It rained today so maybe that’s why
Zico:
Hush up! Lmao “hair look alike” what you tryin to say?!
Pyo:
… It looks puffy? You both have that palm tree pony tail XD
Zico:
It’s not my fault! Mino stole my umbrella and left it in Hanhae’s bathtub =_=
Pyo:
LOL your life is so hard
Jaehyo:
I don’t want to live on this planet anymore
Pyo:
Wtf?
Jaehyo:
Meowth travels with Ash’s gang now. My mind = blown. @_@
Pyo:
Ew really?!? Wowz
Pyo:
Where did Brock go?
Jaehyo:
O.o good question…
Pyo:
You should know these things
Jaehyo:
Well my bad
Pyo:
Useless
Jaehyo:
I’M HAVING A CRISIS HERE! BE NICE!!!
Pyo:
… :P
Yookwon:
I almost overslept
Pyo:
Me too yo it was great
Yookwon:
Well not for me it wasn’t lmao
Pyo:
I watched all of Athena: Goddess of War. I regret nothing
Yookwon:
XD really now? How was it?
Pyo:
I’VE SEEN GOD I TELL YOU! Go watch it
Yookwon:
I got class lol so later I will
Pyo:
Crap I’m so late
Minhyuk:
Your late
Pyo:
Your mama
Minhyuk:
She tends to be, yes.
Pyo:
Oooooooooooooooooo, burn!
Minhyuk:
Bum?
Pyo:
Burn
Pyo:
B u r n
Minhyuk:
Oops ok. I must need new glasses
Pyo:
You blind bat
Minhyuk:
So now I see through my sonic screams?
Pyo:
Yes, yes you do
Yookwon:
Minhyuk said you called him blind. Now I’m stuck helping him pick out new glasses frames =_=
Pyo:
Don’t you want your boyfriend to be able to see you?
Yookwon:
Well yeah but he’s not looking at the sexy frames! He’s adamant on looking like freaking Harry Potter
Pyo:
Hahaha I will make his life miserable if he does
Yookwon:
I will smite you where you stand!
Pyo:
Is that your guy’s new catch phrase?
Taeil:
Leave Yookwon and Minhyuk alone =_=
Pyo:
That’s not fair! You can’t make me!
Taeil:
=_= wanna bet?
Pyo:
I call shenanigans!
Taeil:
You can call shenanigans all you want on the couch tonight if you don’t stop messing with Yookwon and Minhyuk. I’m trying to sleep
Pyo:
Awww, rough night baby? Keke
Taeil:
I hate you all. The hangover of the century and ya’ll just leave me to die @_@
Pyo:
Glad you liked your party ^_^
Zico:
Don’t make me come over there. I’ll sick Jaehyo’s wrath on you =_=
Pyo:
Jeez, I’m so popular today. What I do this time
Zico:
Let Taeil sleep
Pyo:
Shenanigans!
Zico:
God, you’re like the shenanigans king or something
Pyo:
:D
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Pyo/Taeil, Jaehyo/Zico, Minhyuk/Yookwon, Kyung/his left hand
Summary: College AU. Pyo enjoys texting. Like, a lot.
A/N: My very first text fic! Special thanks to my sister and insomolepticbecause most of these are text convos that we've had, but altered to be more Block B like. Enjoy :D
Pyo:
Can you bring me some water?
Taeil:
Wtf? Lol
Pyo:
I wanted water /shrugs
Taeil:
Lmao you outta luck
Pyo:
What is life when my own boyfriend won’t get his precious, perfect boyfriend some water? Oh, what a world we live in @_@
Taeil:
I am nowhere near you to do that 0_o
Pyo:
Put on some red shoes, click your heels three times, and say there’s no place like home. Then bring me some water!
Pyo:
Taeil’s 167cm
Yookwon:
Yeah… why? XD
Pyo:
In your reflection about last week’s party. You said Taeil’s 174cm. And Taeil wasn’t even there that night you bullshitter
Pyo:
And I’m pretty sure that the only thing we ate was booze and crackers. The hell is Chinese?
Yookwon:
Dude I had to exaggerate someone I knew xD that was part of the rules LOL
Pyo:
How do you sleep with all that bullshit?
Yookwon:
Carefully :3
Zico:
I had a dream that a snake with a mouth like a banshee tried to kill you
Pyo:
I had a dream that Jaehyo died and a toddler that only knew one word was left on our doorstep. I named him Carl
Zico:
XD
Pyo:
But I only called him Carl cause that was the only thing he knew how to say. And we lived where Hanhae’s place was but the inside looked like our dorm.
Zico:
LOL
Pyo:
I missed the bus three times taking care of him a we didn’t know what grade I was in. We decided on 7th and went to our college
Zico:
You should lay off the booze
Pyo:
I know. A lot happened 0_o I should write a book
Zico:
Lmao have fun with that
Kyung:
Fucking Netflix has fucking City Hunter! Is this what heaven looks like?
Pyo:
O_o
Kyung:
I’m about the watch it to see if the quality is good
Pyo:
Ok…
Kyung:
Omg I wish you could have heard me
Kyung:
Holy mother of freaking god the quality of the vid and subs is fucking fantastic
Kyung:
I’ve decided. This is what heaven feels like
Kyung:
I feel like I’m in Korea
Pyo:
You’re not o_O??
Kyung:
I love my internet
Kyung:
I’m in New Zealand you fucker. I’ve been gone since the semester started =_=
Pyo:
0_0 my bad
Kyung:
Netflix deserves a pie ^_^American’s like pie right?
Pyo:
Netflix is American?
Minhyuk:
How old is Taeil turning? 20 or 21
Pyo:
21 :3 the party’s gonna be sweet! Get him a cake!
Minhuk:
Haha from where?
Pyo:
Dunno
Minhyuk:
Always so useless tsk tsk
Pyo:
:P try the corner bakery
Minhyuk:
I figured as much
Pyo:
Uh huh lol
Minhyuk:
I have said nothing funny! The next time you text me lol, and nothing lol worthy graced my godly texts, I will smite you where you stand
Pyo:
XDXDXD
Minhyuk:
… Ok I’ll give you that
Pyo:
:3
Zico:
Me watching fma brotherhood just got me an A+ in history class for knowing you can eat leather shoes
Pyo:
Thank the gods of amine. If only you had enough money to buy leather anything
Zico:
Don’t be jealous :P
Pyo:
I just met GD… what’s his real name?
Zico:
Kwon Jiyong
Pyo:
Well yeah I saw him. I walked up to him and was like “are you Zico’s cousin???” I think its cause you guy’s hair look alike. It rained today so maybe that’s why
Zico:
Hush up! Lmao “hair look alike” what you tryin to say?!
Pyo:
… It looks puffy? You both have that palm tree pony tail XD
Zico:
It’s not my fault! Mino stole my umbrella and left it in Hanhae’s bathtub =_=
Pyo:
LOL your life is so hard
Jaehyo:
I don’t want to live on this planet anymore
Pyo:
Wtf?
Jaehyo:
Meowth travels with Ash’s gang now. My mind = blown. @_@
Pyo:
Ew really?!? Wowz
Pyo:
Where did Brock go?
Jaehyo:
O.o good question…
Pyo:
You should know these things
Jaehyo:
Well my bad
Pyo:
Useless
Jaehyo:
I’M HAVING A CRISIS HERE! BE NICE!!!
Pyo:
… :P
Yookwon:
I almost overslept
Pyo:
Me too yo it was great
Yookwon:
Well not for me it wasn’t lmao
Pyo:
I watched all of Athena: Goddess of War. I regret nothing
Yookwon:
XD really now? How was it?
Pyo:
I’VE SEEN GOD I TELL YOU! Go watch it
Yookwon:
I got class lol so later I will
Pyo:
Crap I’m so late
Minhyuk:
Your late
Pyo:
Your mama
Minhyuk:
She tends to be, yes.
Pyo:
Oooooooooooooooooo, burn!
Minhyuk:
Bum?
Pyo:
Burn
Pyo:
B u r n
Minhyuk:
Oops ok. I must need new glasses
Pyo:
You blind bat
Minhyuk:
So now I see through my sonic screams?
Pyo:
Yes, yes you do
Yookwon:
Minhyuk said you called him blind. Now I’m stuck helping him pick out new glasses frames =_=
Pyo:
Don’t you want your boyfriend to be able to see you?
Yookwon:
Well yeah but he’s not looking at the sexy frames! He’s adamant on looking like freaking Harry Potter
Pyo:
Hahaha I will make his life miserable if he does
Yookwon:
I will smite you where you stand!
Pyo:
Is that your guy’s new catch phrase?
Taeil:
Leave Yookwon and Minhyuk alone =_=
Pyo:
That’s not fair! You can’t make me!
Taeil:
=_= wanna bet?
Pyo:
I call shenanigans!
Taeil:
You can call shenanigans all you want on the couch tonight if you don’t stop messing with Yookwon and Minhyuk. I’m trying to sleep
Pyo:
Awww, rough night baby? Keke
Taeil:
I hate you all. The hangover of the century and ya’ll just leave me to die @_@
Pyo:
Glad you liked your party ^_^
Zico:
Don’t make me come over there. I’ll sick Jaehyo’s wrath on you =_=
Pyo:
Jeez, I’m so popular today. What I do this time
Zico:
Let Taeil sleep
Pyo:
Shenanigans!
Zico:
God, you’re like the shenanigans king or something
Pyo:
:D