Ep.001 - Welcome to Discedo - voice;english

[yankeedoodledr]

[The post starts with your usual newbie fumbling - fingers brushing over the microphone, buttons being pushed, the distant mumble of someone talking to himself as he investigates this newfangled doo-dah. ]

--kind of like a two-way radio? I was never good with these technical things...

[And the feed finally clears up. Looks like he got the hang of it

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[voice]

[invisibill]

Around here? Everyone got off on the wrong stop.

[voice]

[yankeedoodledr]

Oh! So I'm not alone on this Island of Lost Souls!

Sounds like this travel agency need to get better directions, they'll lose customers like this. Literally.

[voice]

[invisibill]

They would be losing customers if they were giving us a choice of coming in the first place. Cause let me tell you, the food sucks. Or at least it would if we had anywhere near a decent amount. And the weather is even worse.

Welcome to Discedo.

[voice]

[yankeedoodledr]

Sounds like Korea all over again.

1/4

[big_kitty]

They call it a--

[big_kitty]

[Wait a second. I know that voice.]

[big_kitty]

Hawkeye-san...?

4/5 fuck i suck

[big_kitty]

[Wait. No. You sound very confused, which means...]

[ys_cant_die]

...so you've returned.

[yankeedoodledr]

'Returned'? For someone to be able to return they must've been there in the first place and unless I got a concussion the size of Asia I can't remember ever visiting this quaint little town before.

[ys_cant_die]

Quaint is rather euphemistic for a town like this. Though, I suppose if you haven't been here before then you don't remember it.

Welcome to Discedo, Dr. Hawkeye. You'll probably hate it here.

[yankeedoodledr]

--hang on. You're the second one to introduce me before I get a chance to.

How the hell do you know my name?

[spectrophobic]

"The US Army"...?

Uh... Sorry, buddy. But I don't think you're in Kansas anymore.

[yankeedoodledr]

I would've settled for Maine. Tokyo would've been perfectly acceptable too.

[spectrophobic]

...

Then you've struck out completely.

[yankeedoodledr]

Well, isn't that just my luck.

Looks like they lost my luggage on the way too.

[text]

[paincuresall]

[Well that voice sounds...]

Well well.

[text]

[yankeedoodledr]

Is this like a 'knock knock' joke?

[text]

[paincuresall]

Knock knock.

[text]

[yankeedoodledr]

Who's there?