LISTEN, BITCHES

[yankeessuck1019]

Hello, my name is Bill Sutherland, and I have four things to tell you. Two are positive, one is negative, and one is neutral. Your job, however, is to tell me WHICH is WHICH. Why? Who knows? I made this up as I was writing it. Here goes

Comments

[scrappy_dude]

haha..funny shit

Stumped

[rkelly4810]

I have absolutely no clue what to say to this. However, the epilepsy punch is sheer genius.

Rather than which is which - i shall put you in your place.

[]Frankie Muniz wrote "Stuck in the Middle with You"
[]Spoons effect no one's poetry. However it does effect Doug Funny's journal entries.
[]Teddy Grahams are god damn wonderful
[]Swing is making a comeback, Reagan had 231 kids, and Brian Setzer Orchestra was a phenomenon of its time with such hits as "The Dirty Boogie". Brilliant.

Now you know, and knowing is half the battle! GOOOOOOOOOO JOE!!

[_war_allthetime]

you fucking bitch

[stephen27]

I feel stupid just reading this because it confuses me a wicked lot but its still really funny and sounds smart. You write cool stuff (is this the essay you wrote last night?)

[jeska789]

haha, thats good stuff bill