Rap Battle
I've decided to turn my long-defunct livejournal into a home for gangstas and playaz of all form. You see, I was going through a bunch of livejournals, and I realized that most of the entries are reserved for pussy-ass whining about emotions, conflicts, and drama. Well, what's the only antidote to being a pussy? Being an Illin' Mathematician. Since
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ya better watch cause i'm 'bout to freestyle
my rhymes might be weak cause it's been a while
i been playin rock music cause i'm so versatile
rockin talent shows wit the new mexicans
or hittin up clubs in my mercedes benze
that's right G, we be goin to the top
we gots the mad rock sound ain't nobody can stop
ever hear a track by us? it's called "Sousa"
if you haven't, check it out next summer at Lollapalooza
you better watch out, our fame can only rise from here
any day we'll be named RollingStone's Band of the Year
wanna be a member of my entourage?
then wax the Cadillac, it's in my 5 car garage
i've got lots of riches, like Cher's got Sonny
i know that you're jealous of all my cash money
if you could only flow like me, if you only had rhymes
then your yearly income would multiply by fitty times
my fame and wealth, you will never achieve
now my rap is finished. it's time for me to leave
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I am a boy
I like a toy
I have a cat
Over there is Matt
Yo my name is Matt
I like to bat
*Yeah OHHHHHH Man that is so nasty!!
Your rhymes are tight dog!*
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I'll take a sip from a beer while I fuck your ho
You'll walk into the room, tryin' to front
I'll crack ya right in the head and take a puff on my blunt
I got an Escalade for the winter, a Porche in the spring
Crack the drivers side window to see how I bling
You wanna come chill? My parking garage is full.
You'll have to fly in with wings from Red Bull
Shit, I won't be home this weekend, I'm goin' away
I'm gonna party it up while the Crys is on spray
Yo, take my keys! Yeah, you, the Valet!
And if you scratch up my Benz, you best start to pray
'Cuz I'm BVG, you know me, I'll only smoke a blunt of the finest tree
Oh, and one last thing, set Tibet free
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Uh, I gots more gold than King Tut
When's I go to Pirate's Cove, I always make tha put
My mums makes me go to bed at like quarter to eight
My favorite movie is 'A Thin Line Between Love and Hate'
Cuz Martin Lawrence is like my favorite actor
When he gets on tha screen, he's more explosive than a Velociraptor
But Spielberg ain't shit
I didn't like Amistad, Nah not one lil' bit
Anthony Hopkins? Nah, he's wicked old!
Jaws? Nah, ocean water's too cold!
But I guess Richard Dreyfuss is somewhat cool
If you can forget 'Mr. Holland's Opus'...
That music teacher was a damn fool!
Remember when he sang 'Beautiful Boy' to his deaf son?
If John Lennon heard that crap, HE would've fired the gun
But then again, maybe I'm being too judgemental
I heard your favotite movie is Barbara Streisand's 'Yentl'
Ha, that's pretty lame, but it fits you well
Cuz you're not so much MC, much more Tinkerbell!
WHATUP!!!
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