Mrs. Krabappel: Class, You have to write a paper on World War I
Bart : Is that the one with Hitler or Merlin?
Nelson: You idiot! Merlin was in Vietnam.

A man walks into a bar.......
He hears, "You look very handsome today."
He asks the bartender, "Who said that?"
The bartender says, "The peanuts, they're complimentary."

Think about it.

U wanted an update Kevin, how's this, don't comment on my journal if all ur gonna do is criticize my taste in music.

tell all my friends I'm dead ( Read more... )

Ok, a recap on the weekend, Saturday, Ed's Party was a reason onot to be home, always good, and now he can get a bass, i just owe him a donation. I know nobody reads my journal anymore im gonna talk about my baseball weekend even though no one really cares. Double Header Saturday against New Hyde Park. We took both games, the first 3-1, the ( Read more... )

MY BROTHER SAYS ITS A CIRCLE TOOO PIERCE! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT"S NOT "O" its a goddamn circle I hate you, imma write an email to Playstation and ask them ( Read more... )

Damn Pierce is making me update. Well i hate you Pierce, i can't believe you broke that damn Door nob. Ha ha thats rite Pierce is so strong he broke a METAL DOOR NOB right off the door. YOu scare me Pierce.

Life isn't good ( Read more... )

Pierce said i would never write on my LJ so this is just to proove he is wrong about everything. lol im j/k buddy. Yeah so i had an alrite day, played softabll, 2-3 wit a 2 RBI double and solo home run, our team kicked ass. 103 on my math test, YAY (Young is horrible)44/50 on that first practice regents, yep regent or AP level i suck at global ( Read more... )

hey this is jaimie trying out kevin's livejournal.

its all yankees/baseball xcore.

so yeah.

juuuust checking on everything.

i heart kevin.