Bad Bella!

[yankovic_al]

My poodle, Bella, just peed all over the floor of my living room

Comments

[j_rhysdavies]

Nature's Miracle is your friend.

At least she didn't do it on the couch.

[yankovic_al]

Ah great, then I will have slimy things under the couch, damp cushions on the couch, and god knows what she left for me behind the couch!

*grumbles and scrubs away*

[j_rhysdavies]

Hire someone to do the scrubbing and come to AIM

[j_rhysdavies]

p.s. check your mail, hot stuff. Yo the shnizz, fo sho!

[yankovic_al]

I saw the e-mail! Expect a reply shortly!!

[j_rhysdavies]

Hurray! Of course my email's being a real beeotch today.

I think I'll have to get that American Library Association poster of yours to go with the just-out-of-the-shower poster. And another fan.

[slbourne]

Not a pleasant way to wake up. Ew.

[yankovic_al]

If she was peeing on my chest and I woke up to that, then I would agree. But still, there is nothing like treading onto a soggy carpet while wearing your favorite pair of red socks.

[tiffany_darwish]

Bad Doggie!

My dog always finds a way to escape from our yard. Twice, I've chased him down the block. At least I get a workout!

I Think I'm a clone now...

[yankovic_al]

I am trying to picture you running down the street after your dog, waving your arms around, avoiding speeding cars, and trying to not run into the lady on the sidewalk pushing the baby carriage.

Oh no! Now I will have that song stuck in my head!

Maybe this is the start of a new work out video for you?

[tiffany_darwish]

HAHAHA! Don't forget that I have to carry him back to the house.

A work out video *lol* I already did a testimonial for this informercial on this pilates thing.

[yankovic_al]

Well there you go then! Just combine pilates, dog watching, dog chasing, and running in traffic, add a music video, and you have it made!

[bieljessica]

I'd help you, but I'm out of town.

[yankovic_al]

Aww, that's alright though. *pets your dog*