I'm surprised nobody beat me to this

[yansa]

Me: Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret.
iGod: I don't know whether or not I am there God. I am a giant electronic brain. Hi, Margaret.

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[sylvan]

You win a great big *HUG*!

[erebrandir]

That is perfect. You win.

[medancer]

iGod told me it was a Christian.

[kifreak]

God:
me is very attractive.

[true_crime]

hahahaha, my friend Matt was talking to iGod today and said was cursing and the igod asked him to be more polite.. then somehow Matt ended up saying "No way, you might be a pedophile or something" to which iGod responded something along the lines of "Sorry, I'll try harder to be a pedophile." lol