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[yansa]

If I was born in 2893, I'd have anime green hair and a jetpack. And I would be named Bob! No, wait. Bob-o-tron! Bob-o-tron 9000!

Actually, my name would just be a high-pitched shriek (IPA: ¥ with an ogonek), but I would go by "Möbius" for short. Or maybe just "Ö". And I would have no hair at all. And I could communicate with dolphins -- using only

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[ex_ciannait]

At first I thought that read "Boob-o-tron".

That'd make you some money!

[allegrox]

I'd pay.

[rhekarid]

No, you'd have green hair and no hair at the same time, because your hair would be a hologram.