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Alien Abduction
An Unearthly Disappearance; I Ask, "Are We Really Safe?"
Devon Jones, Maracion Press
My suite-mate Kyle was abducted by aliens sometime between the hours of 11:00pm last night and 7:42am this morning. Those who have seen him most recently talk of a "strange whistling noise" coming from the back yard just before eleven, a sound ( Read more... ) -
Aging, turning to dust....
Wow, I've had this account for over four years now... man, I'm getting really old now. -
Anybody? Anybody?
Quick raise of hands: does anybody read this anymore? No? Good, then you won't mind that I havn't posted in a while. Or that I misspelled haven't, like usual.
-Devon -
Wouldn't a cold raindrop be a snowflake?
You know one thing that really irks me in life? When a really good plan has to get shot down. And so often it seems that the cause of the plan-shooting is some tiny, seemingly insignificant, detail that the plan just can't go on without. I was supposed to go to Nanaimo this weekend you see, and everything was working out really well- I had the bus ( Read more... ) -
God loves me!
I know, I know. It's been more than a couple of days since I last wrote. Technically it's been more than a week. I'm sorry. If anybody read this I'd buy you all chocolates ( Read more... ) -
Got my N!
Altogether, today has been amazing. Really worth the effort of getting up in the morning ( Read more... ) -
Alien Hunt Youth Group
As I sit here, shivering at my desk, let me say that I have not yet forgotten to journal! I have missed a couple days, but that's predictable. Don't judge me on what I have not said, but on what my actions have shown. Or something like that. Here's my action. I am still writing on Livejournal! And not just as a social tool. This last fact proven by ( Read more... ) -
Stress = early death
Would you look at this? Two posts in two days. I'm keeping it up so far. But don't worry, I'm sure it'll pass and I'll get a life again one day. Maybe in 10 years when I finally get married and am forced to travel places, and to work. I've successfully avoided getting work thus far in my life, but sadly, it's looking that for the sake of the SHOE ( Read more... ) -
A newly journaling me? We shall see! (I couldn't resist)
Hello! I decided just now, because it's 11:15 and I've had a really long day but just can't fall asleep, that I'm going to start using my livejournal regularly once again. Not just for a social tool and as a fad this time, however, as obviously that fades. Facebook, it's incredible at consuming my time. As I was about to say, I'm probably not going ( Read more... ) -
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The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long
time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?"
... And God agreed.
On the third day, God created the cow and said: "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk ( Read more... )