IT'S 80 DEGREES AND SUNNY, SUCKERS!

HAPPY NEW YEAR

I GOT DRUNK WITH MY COUSIN THE OTHER NIGHT

CALIFORNIA'S FRIGGIN SWEET

everybody's posting thier christmas haul, and here's mine ( Read more... )

what'd you get for christmas eve? i got conjunctivitus ( Read more... )

KING KONG IS PRETTY MUCH AWESOME

except when they talk.

but a guy punches a dinosaur in the face.

IN THE FACE.

i'm not even kidding.

oh dammit sam, i want to go to emerson. curse you and your work ethic. ohhhhh man i suck.

1. finished my christmas shopping ( Read more... )

i have a boyfriend?

odd.

and sweet.

this is wierd.

watching a boy babysit is probably the cutest thing ever ( Read more... )

one minute i'm happy and sure that i'm feeling things, and the next i'm numb again. so whose fault is that ( Read more... )

i hate mr. murphy
i hate hamlet
i hate the new dog at the place i babysit, it shits everywhere, and $5 an hour is not enough to be cleaning dog shit and diapers in the same afternoon
i hate my mother and her mid-life crisis, menapause bullshit
i hate college
i hate not having a car
i hate being so bad about deadlines

i hate being so fucking self

i feel annoyingly thankful today. so here's what i'm thankful for ( Read more... )