i also don't care that he was fat in full metal jacket wtf what a hottie

[yarmulke]

i don't know if you guys know this or not, but i am marrying vincent d'onofrio. i do not care that he is thirty years older than me. he is a stud.

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[nabdalah]

wtf you are home??!?!??!?!?!?!??! did you not have work cuz of memorial day? cuz goshdarnit this could be wheel o'fortune TIME.

[nabdalah]

ps. i'm marrying george clooney just in case you bitches didn't know that already.

[nabdalah]

lmao is this the most comments you've gotten on a lj entry?

IF YOU DON'T FEEL LIKE READING THE OTHERS PLEASE READ THIS ONE!!!!!!!!

[nabdalah]

lmao so my fam and i went to sam's club and we bought honeydew melons. CAN YOU PLEASE GUESS WHAT THE LIL STICKER ON THE MELON SAID?

answer: SOO GOOD!

LMAO DIES.

i read them all lmao

[yarmulke]

AHAHA I'D BE ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING LITERALLY OMG and i went to my grandparents house today for a cookout thing i guess it was boring though i was like CAN I GO HOME OR WHAT