The dungeon of yattaboe

[yattaboe]

Now this is a meme worth doing.

You are in an echoing hall. The mosaic floor shows Princess Bride.
Beside the entrance is a potion marked 'NADA SURF'.
>quaff potion
You quaff the potion marked 'NADA SURF'. It tastes like postmodernism.
>north
You find yourself in a brightly-lit corridor. You notice a small shrine to Local 506.
Shazaminer the kobold stands before you (34HP).
>attack Shazaminer
You attack Shazaminer with your bare hands, and miss.
Shazaminer attacks you for 7HP damage.
>attack Shazaminer
You attack Shazaminer with your bare hands, and hit them for 1HP damage.
Shazaminer attacks you for 6HP damage.
>west (that's right, I fled.)
You are in a stalagmite-filled maze of passages. Bones are scattered in the shape of the postal service.
Perryowenwright the dragon stands before you (80HP). Set in the centre of the floor is a wooden trapdoor.
>jump through trapdoor
You are in a cold anteroom.
Beside the entrance is the Sceptre of Postmodernism.
>take sceptre
You are in a cold anteroom.
>go west
You are walking through a dusty catacomb. You hear the sound of The Postal Service in the distance.
Sigkapboo the kobold guards the north exit (33HP).
>attack Sigkapboo
You attack Sigkapboo with your sceptre, and hit them for 3HP damage.
Sigkapboo attacks you and misses.

(This goes on for awhile until Sigkapboo suddenly starts kicking my ass. I flee, run into a corridor with crude images of string cheese are daubed on the walls. And then the website got too busy to keep playing with me. And thus ended, for now, the dungeon of yattaboe.)

It's not incredibly funny (no LOLLERSK8ING) but it's sort of fun to play around with.