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[yax_attacks]

Okay I'm pissed. What the fuck is wrong with you people? You've been on my case and in my fucking face about some shit that I obviously didn't do

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[regulus_a_b]

Which girl's boyfriend?

Just curious, I don't really think you would have done any of those things and kept quiet about it.

[yax_attacks]

I don't even fucking know. There were these swarms of vicious, human-eating ravenclaws sqwaking at me for trying to take some chicks boyfriend.

Exactly. I'd be fucking proud of my shit disturbance.

[regulus_a_b]

That sounds like Sabrina and Remus, but I'm sure you wouldn't try to take Remus away. He's far too kind for your standards, no offense meant.

[yax_attacks]

That freak show? Ha, don't make me piss myself laughing. If they think I'm trying take that well... wow, I have more class than that. The filthy duo has no worries; I have no intention of messing with their mutations.

[howlsoftly]

Wait... people thought you stole me? Who on earth was saying that?

That's... ridiculous! Absurd! Offensive! (No offense to you, of course...)

[yax_attacks]

I have no fucking clue what they are on about, nor where they would get such a deluted suspicion like that.

I wouldn't touch you let alone try and steal you. Sorry kid, you're not my type.

[howlsoftly]

Umm... I think you mean "deluded," not "deluted." Unless you meant "diluted," of course... But that wouldn't make much sense.

[yax_attacks]

Whatever. The point is people should fucking know better.