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Yamanaka, Megan
Team Edward, duh!
So, like, oh my god. Vampires are totally, like, the coolest kind of monster there is because they're the hottest. Who wants to look at gross mummies and werewolves anyway, when there's vampires? Have you, like, not seen Twilight or something?
Edward is the hottest thing there is and anyone who doesn't agree is just a hater, god. I mean, everyone knows that Twilight is the new Harry Potter and everything. Besides, I don't see any movies about werewolves or anything so, like. Obviously they're not that popular, amirite? And if it isn't popular then why would anyone like it in the first place? There's a reason why it's not popular, duh. It probably sucks.
And, like. Don't even get me started on Jacob! He totally gets in the way of Bella and Edward's relationship-he is sooooo inconsiderate, you know? Edward/Bella OTP! I mean, Edward/me is totally better but Bella got there first and I don't steal other people's guys.
Rachael will tell you differently, but don't listen to her. It was, like, only one time and all. Besides I didn't really steal so much as borrow. I gave him back!
But back to my point. Jacob is such a loser because I mean. Can't he see that Edward and Bella are totally made for each other and he shouldn't interfere? Ugh, guys can be soooo inconsiderate. It's not all about them and they totally, like, need to realize that.
That's part of why Edward is, like, the perfect guy. He's so dreamy and he really listens to Bella-he even tries to protect her from the other baddies. What more can a girl ask for in a guy? I totally want a man like Edward. Perfectly and glistening . . . That's a real man. Jacob can't even compare to how totally awesome Edward is and all.
So, like, that's why vampires are totally more awesome than werewolves (and any other kind of monster). It's pretty clear that if you don't think vampires are the best there's, like, obviously something wrong with you. Team Edward all the way!