lol i know, i wasnt talking about you... but ill do yours anyways
1. You're really good in bed! 2. Sexual Healing! And 40 days and 40 nights, cause you're like the main character, going 40 days without sex would make you want to kill yourself lol 3. Go to St. Thomas Island together, haha 4. Sexretary. 5. When you decided I was cool by default because I liked the Perks of Being a Wallflower 6. "You're like the cherry on the top of my ice cream sundae"--You... HAHA 7. When are you going to steal that UPS guy's uniform and show up at my doorstep???
1. Your huge dick, of course. 2. The Bad Touch by the Bloodhound Gang... cause we always do it like they do on the discovery channel!/The exorcist, cause I remember watching it with you in your living room while you and your dad tried to scare the shit out of me and i clung to you like saran wrap the whole time lol 3. Get married and fuck like rabbits on our honeymoon! 4. Not everything about you is soft! 5. When I met you at the mall and petted you for like an hour, two years ago. 6. "You want your nuts crushed?" "You want your tits blown off?" 7. WHEN ARE WE GETTING MARRIED?!?!?!?!
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1. You're really good in bed!
2. Sexual Healing! And 40 days and 40 nights, cause you're like the main character, going 40 days without sex would make you want to kill yourself lol
3. Go to St. Thomas Island together, haha
4. Sexretary.
5. When you decided I was cool by default because I liked the Perks of Being a Wallflower
6. "You're like the cherry on the top of my ice cream sundae"--You... HAHA
7. When are you going to steal that UPS guy's uniform and show up at my doorstep???
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2. The Bad Touch by the Bloodhound Gang... cause we always do it like they do on the discovery channel!/The exorcist, cause I remember watching it with you in your living room while you and your dad tried to scare the shit out of me and i clung to you like saran wrap the whole time lol
3. Get married and fuck like rabbits on our honeymoon!
4. Not everything about you is soft!
5. When I met you at the mall and petted you for like an hour, two years ago.
6. "You want your nuts crushed?" "You want your tits blown off?"
7. WHEN ARE WE GETTING MARRIED?!?!?!?!
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