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[yayforlondon]

My Dolce and Gabana bag got wet. So I went out and bought the entire new Prada line. I was thinking of buying Louis Vutton, but that is so last season. Ew. Maybe I'll give my leftovers to Maddie. She's poor. She can handle being out of style.

People on Loovejournal seem to think that they're pregnant. But they're boysYou can't become pregnant if

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[mindreader_eh]

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[yayforlondon]

That thumb thingy is red. It clashes with your eye color. How not chic.

[mindreader_eh]

Red and black go well together.

[yayforlondon]

If you're a goth, maybe.

[sleepyfluffzzz]

That was a cute story, I liked it. ^^

[yayforlondon]

I know. Only a real arthur could write such a fantastic story.

[sleepyfluffzzz]

Isn't Arthur a character in a cartoon?

[yayforlondon]

No, silly! An arthur is a writer person who makes lots and lots of money for being brilliant.

[slobberymongrel]

Oh dear.

There's so many ways I could go with this one.

But nevermind. Hallo, your public transportation system is completely bonkers.

[yayforlondon]

I know. It's a fantastic story, isn't it? There's really so much you can read in-between the lines.

That's not my name, silly. It's London.

[slobberymongrel]

Ive always been a fan of subtext, you know. Smashing.

Thats what I rather said, I thought, but do pardon me. Sirius Black, pleasure to meet you, Miss London.

[yayforlondon]

I don't know what you just said, but I'm sure it's a compliment. And I don't smash things. It ruins my manicure.

No, no. You called me a public transpor--something. Of course it's a pleasure to meet me. Who wouldn't want to?

[gemini_aniki]

Okay, as something to pick out of that mess, exactly how old are you?

[yayforlondon]

Oh it's not a mess. My maids keep the suite quite clean.

17, duh.

[gemini_aniki]

That's what they're paid for.

...Mmhm. Of course you are.

[yayforlondon]

Exactly!! So glad you understand.

I know what age I am. Just like I know my name. London Tip.....something. Well. My name's London anyways.