i am smooth. wow, never got so many comments from such pretty girls at one time. (check my last post) and i really have nothing else interesting to say. ciao. <3

i'm the smoothest dude you've met/or havent met yet. if you have not met me, you are missing out in life. i'm a lover of many, and have no problem touching another man's property. i'm mean a dude that will trick YOU into raising MY kid with YOUR girl.

oh and if you cant tell this is a joke. thats all.

new journal. add it fuckers