1. I LOVE YOUR BOOBS!!!! 2. that is definitely strange and unusual. 3. I'd also like to point out the girls with the name Olivia tend to be mad sexy. Oh, wow...your name's Olivia. There must be some connection.
well now shes in jail or something, but she dresses straight skanky and used to be a serious alcoholic... but my dad told me today that he thinks she was a li'l ho WHO CAN'T KEEP HER PANTS ZIPPED UP FOR ONE DAY! WE SHOULD MAKE HER ZIPLESS PANTS SO SHE CAN'T TAKE THEM OFF!
something strange and unusual: --when we walked across the street and found a dictionary on the floor with bob hopes phone number, and then we called and it was really gunter wachtershauser and stanley miller discussing how they plagerized the whole soup sandwich theory and really stole it from cameran diaz when she was a girl in lucille balls womb. and then we were talking about how in seventh grade we made a sex video and jamie wanted to be in a picture.
something funny: --look above
I LURB YOU POOFACE AND YOUR BEAUTIFUL AND MY BFFLL
1. I'm really insecure when i eat in front of people... it's REALLY bazaare... like i actually don't know what i'm gonna do if i ever have a boyfriend... i'm just gonna have to ask him to like look away while i'm eating! lol
2. I guess see #1... lol... and also i collect angel figurines.... betcha didn't know that did yah?
3. Something funny huh? Did i tell you about my crazy neighbor? well she had these three german shepherds named rolex, timex, and fossil, and one day i finally asked her, " Why did you name your dogs timex and rolex and fossil?!"
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA, oh wow. That is a great story. I can just picture Jeff saying it. I am also enjoying the image in my head of you saying on your first date, "Sorry, I know we're at a restaurant and all, but do you think you could sit in the other direction. Or maybe at another table?" I wonder how that would go over with your date. haha
well don't worry about it. You'll get over that phase. I was like that until Campbell.
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2. i have a fixation with keeping my eyebrows perfect (because they are my favorite part of my body)
3. read #2
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2. that is definitely strange and unusual.
3. I'd also like to point out the girls with the name Olivia tend to be mad sexy. Oh, wow...your name's Olivia. There must be some connection.
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2. i think i live across the street from a prostitute
3. DW IS FUNNY
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something strange and unusual:
--when we walked across the street and found a dictionary on the floor with bob hopes phone number, and then we called and it was really gunter wachtershauser and stanley miller discussing how they plagerized the whole soup sandwich theory and really stole it from cameran diaz when she was a girl in lucille balls womb. and then we were talking about how in seventh grade we made a sex video and jamie wanted to be in a picture.
something funny:
--look above
I LURB YOU POOFACE AND YOUR BEAUTIFUL AND MY BFFLL
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2. I guess see #1... lol... and also i collect angel figurines.... betcha didn't know that did yah?
3. Something funny huh? Did i tell you about my crazy neighbor? well she had these three german shepherds named rolex, timex, and fossil, and one day i finally asked her, " Why did you name your dogs timex and rolex and fossil?!"
and she said because they're WATCH DOGS!!!!
courtesy of jeff landeck
I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!
XOXOXO
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I am also enjoying the image in my head of you saying on your first date, "Sorry, I know we're at a restaurant and all, but do you think you could sit in the other direction. Or maybe at another table?" I wonder how that would go over with your date. haha
well don't worry about it. You'll get over that phase. I was like that until Campbell.
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