Title: Of Guising, Jealousy and Halloween
Rating: PG
Genre: Fluff, Crack, Drama
Pairings: Yewon, Hanchul, slight!Kangteuk and Eunhae.
Summary: Siwon wished Jongwoon wouldn’t have picked the lottery stub in transforming him into a stunning beauty.
Of Guising, Jealousy and Halloween
Lottery paper 1: French Maid Outfit without hat provided
Lottery paper 2: Jonah Hex Bounty Cowboy Hunter, HEEYAH!
Lottery paper 3: Angel/Fairy Costume with a halo provided
Lottery paper4: Cleopatra Costume
Lottery paper 5: Avatar Blue Costume
Lottery paper 6: Jack Sparrow Pirate Outfit
Lottery paper 7: Samurai Costume
Lottery paper 8: Starwars Imperial Stormtrooper
Lottery paper 9: White Bunny lady outfit with huge rabbit ears
Lottery paper10: Jonah Hex Lilah’s Costume
Lottery paper11: Gothic Sorceress Dress without witch hat provided
Lottery paper 12: Count Dracula cloak with fangs provided
Lottery paper 13: Corpse Bride outfit
Lottery paper 14: Ghostface with a toy scythe provided
Lottery paper 15: Harry Potter Robe with a magic wand provided
Each person must pick a lottery stub from the box. This will specifically determine who will wear what kinds of outfit for the Halloween Night. Next, is to be paired with each other up according to some sort of (extremely-biased) balloting system proposed by Heechul.
The rule goes, each pair gets to choose to explore a block - the dormitories are separated into 2 main blocks, one at the East wing and another at the West. The pairings are supposed to choose the roles among themselves.
Combing the particular block they chose - Heaven or Hell in the name of Halloween, the pairs visit as many dorm-rooms as possible, demanding a treat or trick from the residents of the dormitories.
The two pairs with most treats collected and the most tricks pulled off will emerge as the winners.
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“Quick, quick!” Jongwoon grabbed loosely on Siwon’s arm to pull him out of their dorm to the canteen where the gang have almost gathered. Siwon was in the middle of spiking his vivid golden yellow hair to a Mohawk style he has dyed temporarily since afternoon.
Knowing they should be heading down to the dorm’s canteen at this time, 7.15pm, and the clock was ticking away, Jongwoon couldn’t help but to hurry Siwon to be faster, taking extra slow his actions that tied with increasing annoyance.
“We’re late!” Jongwoon jarred at Siwon’s ears as the taller man still adjusting his extensively long piece of bounty hunter coat, then he donned on his matching cowboy hat before being totally dragged out of their shared room rushing for the gathering.
Disregarding his fluffy white skirt’s pendulum that lightly scrapped across the railing of the staircase, Jongwoon hastened his jagged steps clumsily that marked echoes with his pitch-black leather boots of two inches high. His artificial height was nearly as tall as Siwon.
A high pitch scream pierced across the hall caught everyone’s attention, infamously welcomed the pair with a hint of bitterness. The owner of the said voice palmed his jaw-dropping cheeks that covered with his mop-hair messily. “Hannie, I told you I want to dress in Lilah’s costume!” Heechul head-butted onto Hankyung’s chest groaning in disappointment, his poor boyfriend could only sigh and patted on his back.
Heechul had wanted to be dressed in that stygian piece of beautiful yet slutty corset. The stunning piece of clothing that would outshine everyone in the hall with whispers and whistles buzzing around. Instead, he had (unluckily) chosen a piece of unelaborated French maid outfit, decorated with simple lace trimming at the skirt-end and a big-enough white pocket covering the groin area. He even had to dig his own wallet to pay for a matching French maid hat that complimented his dress, of course Heechul was infuriated.
The costume worn on Jongwoon has an extremely low cut that could reveal one’s well-endowed chest (but Jongwoon’s solid man chest was as well-built too), designed with an outstanding ivory lining that contrasted brightly against the dark velvety material covering the abdomen. A brilliant maroon rose pinned on the mid-section of the chest; petals wide spread added a hint of feminine to the overall presentation. Fitting perfectly into the sleek corset that seemed to have tailored specifically to his waistline, the garment was further adjoined with a long fluffy lace train.
The whole sexy piece of Halloween costume was a drop-dead gorgeous piece dressed on him, Jongwoon have to admit that he was blessed enough to picked the right stub. However Siwon wasn’t agreeing much.
Every movement Jongwoon trekked down the wooden stairs in loud clattering noises received every attention and eyes of the by-lookers in the hall. Jongwoon hopped down the stairs to meet up with Leeteuk and Heechul along with their partners, his hands still clung onto Siwon’s unbending hands.
“I’m sorry to be late, Teukie! Siwon was doing some touching up on his hair.” Jongwoon spilled his explanation in the fastest way he could manage to pour, feeling Siwon’s eyes throwing daggers to the back of his head.
Mildly waving his hands, Leeteuk eased the dazzling Jongwoon, a little (or hell lot) mesmerized by the overflowing of charm and sexiness of the man. The man wearing an Angel cloak with a striking halo wrapped with golden garlands, standing beside him was Kangin in black wizard’s attire.
Kangin wasn’t really satisfied with his outfit as it was initially something feminine, a sorceress dress. But being able to exchange terms with Leeteuk to cross-change his outfit, the man couldn’t grudge too much about it. Asking him to cross-dress would mean to have a riled Kangin who’s dying to slaughter any being presence within 5 meters of his radar.
So far except Hankyung and Heechul, the rest hadn’t showed up.
Hankyung was poising himself with a black satin robe with a golden dragon detail - the Samurai has a toy sword tied to his back, displaying an aura of awe. The China exchanged student couldn’t pull his eyes away from the bare piece of corset wrapping on Jongwoon’s torso, lingering from the top to the bottom where the black laced stockings stretched fittingly onto Jongwoon’s slim legs. Since when had he owned a pair of honey thighs?
The bounty hunter adjusted his long duster before coveting his gun out to place it right on Hankyung’s chest. “Nice one, dude.” Hankyung shoved his fist onto Siwon’s chest playfully. “Don’t look at Jongwoon for too long, they look like they’re gonna fall off any time soon.” Siwon quirked his eyebrow then kept away his toy gun. Hankyung embarrassing smiled for his secret being exposed, thank god Heechul was bitching around with Jongwoon a few steps away from them.
“Fall in everyone, fall in. I shall speedily explain the rules and commence the game.” Leeteuk hailed his voice and hands, and the next moment they captured the exceptional silence and attention of his fellow mates when all of them have assembled.
As it was the night of the Halloween, the hall was splattered with black, red and white, mainly the theme colour of the mystifying day encompassed. A full bloomed of gores, blood and dismembered limbs sticking out of everywhere, naturally the mood of party Halloween deepened with all the visual effects.
Discussing about which block to choose, Jongwoon, the really nice sweet angel, spoke his idea under his breath to Siwon. He was contending for this competition, the competition with Kim Heechul. It was never the most difficult thing to know that Heechul wanted to get picked to wear the Jonah Hex Lilah Costume, Jongwoon wasn’t that dumb either. Similarly, Heechul was gritting his teeth for the battle, of pride and the shaking position of his diva status.
Who said Jongwoon couldn’t be as sassy and slutty as Kim Heechul?
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Contemplating to venture the Heaven’s path (Jongwoon wasn’t really a man of evil), Jongwoon announced proudly to everyone his decision and he proceeded to pull Siwon along with him. The taller man was less interested to be involved in this almost-childish game. Well, the game was originally pure interesting, but it got ruined by the two loggerheads. How he wished he could just stay in the shared room with Jongwoon and enjoy the whole Halloween in peace.
Jongwoon carried the decorated weaved basket on his elbow, swaying his butt a little too seductively he wasn’t pretty much aware of. Siwon really cursed enough to be able to tear his allured sight away from his sexy boyfriend. The ruffles of the lace skirt that spanned from Jongwoon’s hips to nearly his ankles brushed onto Siwon’s boots, driving the man almost crazy.
Mentally analyzing how he was going to deal with this slut later in their room after the event, Siwon tugged Jongwoon with his body, pushing nearer that made them crashed onto the side of the corridor. Jongwoon yelped at the sudden action slapped onto his body, a hand covered his mouth before he could further formulate any sound.
“Whaa-at?” The sound muffled densely by the gloved-hands sealing on his mouth. Siwon removed his hands in a quick motion before replacing them with his lips, deeply etched and it caused Jongwoon’s heart to skip a beat. Jongwoon blinked hard and fast at the retreating head of Siwon’s to a composed position. “Why? What’s wrong?” He asked incredulously. His boyfriend shrugged before continuing to proceed to their first room.
“No, no, nothing. I shouldn’t have let you wear this dress.” Siwon’s face faltered, along with his fading voice resounded in the dorm’s corridor. Unfortunately Jongwoon didn’t catch it very well.
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The two boys knocked on their first room and immediately they were greeted by two spectacle nerds who were literally grazing their both pairs of eyes on the sexy Jongwoon openly. Siwon couldn’t help but to curse the two sex-deprived asses in his mind, and his uneasy feelings doubled when Jongwoon expressed the purpose of their knock in an absolute enchanting voice, the mild tone lingering with a tinge of sexual-fascination.
Anyway his (sexy) Lilah costume spells sex, his velvety-smooth stockings spells sex, his long elegant skirt-frills spells sex, and his erotic overall simply represents a sex icon.
“So how boys? Treat?” Jongwoon raised his one palm up in front of Siwon to gesture the other option. “Or trick.” Siwon roughly choked the two words in deep unwillingness, and impatience was drowning him like suffocating air. One of the boys sprinted back into the room reaching out for a timber study table and picked up a piece of prettily-wrapped strawberry lollipop. Nervously he scooted to the waiting Jongwoon with the candy sticking in between his thumb and index finger. “Here’s your treat, sexy.”
With a light smile, Jongwoon took over the candy and dropped it in the wicker basket. Siwon nearly experienced a heart attack at the sight. Unable to take it anymore, Siwon dragged Jongwoon away before he could mention a ‘thank you’ to those boys.
“Come one, dear. It’s just a game. I’m only being perfunctory to them, after all I need them to win Heechul!” Jongwoon swiftly planted a kiss on Siwon’s cheek without any effort because for the night, he was as tall as him. “Let’s head to the next room!”
Hitting the next door, Siwon felt a light relief when no one answered the room, then they routinely headed to the next adjacent one. Jongwoon grinned widely when he briefly heard a squeaky sound behind the closed door; the door slightly opened ajar and a man peeked through the door looking at Siwon and Jongwoon with scrutinizing eyes.
Introducing themselves with their simple purpose, the man deliberately chose ‘Trick’. Siwon gathered his energy to yank the door open and burst into the room. He poured a shot of baby powder onto the dust-free floor and blasted a few party poppers he drew from Jongwoon’s basket. The couple made their escape in split seconds to avoid being pointed with fingers.
A hi-five clap echoed through the soulless corridor following by a set of boisterous laughter by the couple, they continued to roam around aimlessly. It was thrilling, the pleasuring joy in merry-making and the adrenalin rushed to flee for their lives after thwarting someone’s peaceful evening. Perhaps it was fun after all.
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Meanwhile, Hankyung was eyeing a lighted room at the second level of the “Hell” block.
“If the room has light, we can attack on that room, Chul-ah.” The Chinese man spoke in drabbles of broken Korean, although being careful with his words, there’s still unnecessary pause cut between his speech. “Yes, Hannie. I want to win that bitch Jongwoon. How dare he wear Lilah’s costume better than me! I’m going to rip that dress of his later on.”
The antagonized Heechul nearly went out of control of his gritting teeth and yelling voice, hands gripping his hips, the whole world he temporary cared about was that piece of costume. “Chullie, we need to start knocking on the doors in order to win, right?” Hankyung tore one of Heechul’s hands away from his hips to hold their hands together. “Let’s go.”
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The couples rounded each and every floor as detailed as possible. Sweeping each inch of the dormitory, capturing any possible human loitering in the common areas or students taking a rest in their rooms, they tried not to miss any single person in order to escalate the chance of winning.
At the East wing, the couple banged excessively on the delicate-looking doors. As the time passed by, Siwon only experienced the game with increased intolerance and irritations. The doors that they visited which Siwon nearly bulldozed them only boosted the number of people who gawked at Jongwoon’s ravishing appearance. To be honest, people couldn’t extricate themselves. Jongwoon was really looking too delicious for his own good.
On the other hand at the West wing, Heechul grinned like a Cheshire cat at the number of blasted poppers and candies accumulated in his overflowing basket. Hankyung felt safe to say that his fiery boyfriend has ceased his eruption. He didn’t even knew why Heechul have always been on each other’s throat for years, but strangely after each time, they would resume on their as normal as possible like nothing of such had happened before. What a pair of AB weirdos.
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Finally nearing to the reporting time of the contest to mark its end, all the participating couples flocked back in pairs and crowds back to the canteen. The endless chatting and yakking resonant the whole area, filling the rowdy canteen with a flaring spectrum of ghastly white, bloody red and eerie black, their hands filled with many treats and the joy experienced through their guising.
Flouncing back in his fluffy costume, Jongwoon eyed around the hall to look out for Leeteuk and Kangin, most of all was to check if Heechul has returned back from their hunt. A hard tap sharply smacked on the back of Jongwoon’s shoulder made the man growled in pain. Turning around, Jongwoon’s growl deepened by a few notes as he realised it was none other than Kim Heechul. “Couldn’t speak of the devil,” Jongwoon mentally cursed.
All the pairs gathered their baskets on the large table to allow Sungmin, the pink bunny lady (man) to tabulate the scores. The outfit was initially to be meant as white, but Sungmin stubbornly got it changed for the sake of his own. Since Kangin could get his sorceress dress to be changed, why couldn’t he do the same thing too?
Counting and pointing his fingers everywhere, Sungmin whispered out the scores to Kyuhyun who was penning down the results. The disinterested man was donning the Star wars Imperial Stormtrooper costume, except his headwear was taken off because he needed the air to breathe after all the walking and running to and fro between the two dorm-blocks. Like Siwon, he would prefer to stay in his room to crash his Starcraft enemies the whole night without having to bear all the trouble on hosting the event in a very uncomfortable outfit.
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“I bet everyone is waiting for this moment in nervousness, and right now, I’m going to announce, the winners!” Leeteuk purposefully kept the suspense with the right amount of pauses, embedding his voice with ecstasy in bringing the mood of everyone to a higher level.
“And…. The winners for the most number of treats are… Heechul, the bitchy French maid and Hankyung the suave Samurai! ” Heechul burst into an ear-splitting laughter upon hearing his victory, the sense of unspeakable triumphant raced through his body made him stretched his arms widely, sporting two twists with both side of his fingers. Jongwoon was visualizing himself in strangling Heechul to near-death.
“As for the winners for the most number of tricks are… Donghae, the Avatar’s Jake Outfit (which he adamantly insisted they were aliens earlier on) and Eunhyuk, the cranky Caribbean pirate!” Waves of applauds and cheers exploded in the hall to congratulate the winners and Siwon heaved a sigh of much relief. At last the nerve-wracking game has officially ended with Leeteuk dispersing themselves and the cluster of crowds.
Heechul gallanted to Jongwoon with an aura of pride and glory in purpose to spite the man. Taking on the brighter side when even though he was still chewing on the flat fact about the sexy Lilah dress Jongwoon was wearing, still beautifully, Heechul decided to forgo the matter for once. “Well, I’ve won. So, it’s your treat for tomorrow’s dinner. A big thank to you!” Jongwoon scorned at Heechul, mentioning a few “Yeh yeh” in annoyance.
Leaning close to the side of Jongwoon’s ear, Heechul purred softly which sent a wave of chill down the other man’s spine. “But I have to admit that you seriously look damn delicious on this tight corset, I’ll eat you up if you fail to treat me tomorrow.” A dirty smirk lifted on the maid’s face before he was dragged by Kangin for a celebratory drink.
Leeteuk nudged Jongwoon and Siwon to join in the fun for the night but he was straightly rejected by Siwon, confusing his boyfriend in return. Bidding goodbye with the rest of the gang, Siwon dragged Jongwoon out of the hall back to their shared room, jealousy brewing and burning in the pit of his stomach. He had enough of all those ogling’s and lewd whistling from those horny men.
Now, it’s his turn to show who Jongwoon exactly belonged and should keep himself to.
Halloween’s night?
It’s going to be a butt-hurting night.