001 | The Welcoming Committee | Audio Post

[yeah_i_can_fly]

[Clank. Clank. Clank.] …Damnit. This isn’t going to work.

[...]

What the hell is going on here? Why won't this...? Jarvis? Jarvis. This isn't funny. Unlock the IV's systems. [beat] Jarvis!

[A lengthy pause; another tentative clank as of something heavy and metallic on concrete; a brooding silence.]...Where the hell is my assistant, and why isn't

Comments

[prefersantennae]

[ Boy scout ping! ]

Need some help there?

[yeah_i_can_fly]

Ahhh--I think I got it...

[THWOP! Or whatever metal drop-kicking fur sounds like. It only half-worked but he's not telling the real situation.]

[prefersantennae]

You sure you got it?

[yeah_i_can_fly]

Yeah... yeah... someone's on the way, I guess.

Whoever heard of a superhero that has to be rescued?