oh. fuck. i'm addicted to television. it's taken over my life ( Read more... )

my roommate is from fort worth texas.

and still ______

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i bought a friend. his name is shubert. he's a hermit crab. i gave him a bath today.

( woah new jersey )

i bought a pair of crooked reading glasses today, my ears must be uneven ( Read more... )

oh my love for shooting games is renewed ( Read more... )

FLYpap3r12143 (1/1/04 0:00:00): hey ( Read more... )

the ae jeans pamphlet asks me which jeans define who i am. when did we stop defining our clothing and start letting it define us? it's a five letter word for fashionable. and a three letter word for the four letter word. thesaurized crossword vocabulary in a folded dose of the world ( Read more... )

of, fuck, and:

never buy an iced drink from starbucks. for 3.40 there should be more drink than ice and at least enough drink to last me till i get back to my car. and god help you if you're working at starbucks and don't know what an iced chai is.

i'm a ball of angst today.

pink is the most disgusting color. peeling my eyelids back to see it leaking pink as innards out. this came to my attention out of the shower and dripping clean this morning ( Read more... )