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[yeahthat]

Dear Katsu,

Thanks for all the exotic presents!!!





TNKZ 4 DA HOT NIXXXON SHIRT!



AND THE EVEN HOTTER ZOMNIFISHIRT!



THANKS FOR GIVING ME YOUR BALLS TO HOLD ON COLD DAYS LIKE THESE ;) (tampon added for dramatic effect)



Dear Katsu,
I still can't believe you got me a fucking vibrator back massager, I mean what the fuck.



OMGZ LUV FINDING NEMO :B



TNX 4 DA BLING BLING NAO WE R MARRIED :B



Thank you for the fake clit ring. I realize that it is indeed on my tongue. I found it inappropriate to show my clitoris to the whole world.



AND TNKZ 4 MAI AWESUM SPIDER TITEZ! U ROK 4EVER! :B