Ienjoysillywalks: ...ALL I KNOW IS THAT DAMN SHOW HAD BOB FUCKING SAGET AND THE OLSON TWINS IN IT ( Read more... )

I had a dream I was buying a pack of those slimjim like things from the market, and the guy took out a slim jim and like, ground it to a little stub and was all SORRY THATS ALL THATS LEFT FROM THE MEAT GRINDER. And I'm all WHAT THE FUCK I BOUGHT LIKE A 6 PACK OF SLIM JIMS. So I complained to the manager and the guy dragged him to me and he gave me ( Read more... )

Yay! Jess is picking me up and I get to go see her and Heather.

Augh. My dad can be such an asshole. I dress like a non-slob and he laughs at me and asks me why I'm all dressed up. Fuck him, I like feeling pretty.

Guess who I'm talkin bout yo ( Read more... )

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3. Whatever you don't bold is false.

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Oh wow I have the best senior year ever.

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Well, kat wanted to kill her fish People Food for being such a dumbass, but i convinced her otherwise with this very touching montage I made myself, copyrighted by me, you cheap sluts ( Read more... )

Everything's going upside fucking down man...

YEEEEHAWWWWWWW.