Strange Hybrid
You scored 50% Otter, 45% Lion, 45% Beaver, and 50% Golden Retriever!

You're not strong in any of the four categories. I did not anticipate this. Oops. If you would, please take the animal with the highest percentage and apply it to yourself.

Golden retrievers appreciate the value of a close relationship, and can deal with ( Read more... )

so last night i got sick of waiting around for someone to want to talk to me, so I drank a quart of gentleman jack ( Read more... )

someone come to my house for the sole purpose of sharing my company

wow, this town sucks a squillion times worse without a car with which to get one's self around.

I'm gonna blow a xanax and perhaps then this computer will be interesting and not dead and boring.

When there is a caste system based on the diversity of mental strengths and/or weaknesses, then humanity self-aware, sentient life forms of any type will be strong. I am inherently better than most human beings I come into contact with, and I know this, and admit it because I'm either egotistical or insecure (or both). What makes me better? If we' ( Read more... )

OW FUCK I BROKE IT

dont put on boxer-brief underpants when you have a big ole stiffy.

I don't even know where it came from, but I think he just learned to keep his head down when he's not on the job. God fucking damn. I'm getting an ice pack.

forgot what I was gonna post, but it would've been funny so just laugh plzkthxbye~

xoxpixie14 (11:15:09 PM): neil ( Read more... )

My mother, who has been bitching about wanting ice cream for weeks: "I had to buy POPSICLES at the Kroger because I gave up ICE CREAM for LENT! I can't believe I bought POPSICLES! Because of LENT ( Read more... )

It's one of those days where just looking outside depresses me.

You'd all be better off leaving me alone for today
at least.

Would that I were a simpler man, that I would be satisfied with being average.

Could I live an average life? I hope it's not naivete that says yes.

"Forgive my indecision - I am only a man."