Lost and Found: 1 Magazine of Questionable Content

[year_of_cat_fan]

O__O Um, I was cleaning in the house as I usually do and...um...I found a book. Well, more of a magazine actually.  It's very odd, the pictures are moving and...um...*cough* I-I think it's an adult's book. >//<

I have no idea how this would have made it's way into Severus-san's house, since we are the only occupants. Perhaps somebody has visited us

Comments

[inu_sensei]

...a magazine, Tohru-kun?

[year_of_cat_fan]

Yes. It's...not very nice. And I have no idea where it came from.

[inu_sensei]

Please send me the magazine, Tohru-kun. You're staying with Snape-san, yes?

[year_of_cat_fan]

Yes, I'm staying with Severus-san. He now knows about the magazine too. ^^

You would offer to take it? I really would hate to trouble you, and another man seems interested in disposing of it for me too... *confused at the attention the magazine is receiving*

[brewglory]

OO
Uh...Don't worry about returining it Tohru-chan, I'm sure it just showed up here the way things do sometimes...just it to me and I will dispose of it right away!

[year_of_cat_fan]

*Sighs in relief* That's what I thought; I had no idea to whom it could belong! It's very...*blushes*

Oh, but there's no need to trouble youself. A nice man has offered to take it off our hands. I'm sure that he'll properly dispose of it for us. ^^

[brewglory]

*sweatdrop* Yes, I'm...sure he will...

[year_of_cat_fan]

...Is everything okay, Severus-san? I'm very confused; there seems to be a lot of interest in this magazine. Am I missing something? Maybe I should read it? I only opened one page and it was...*blushes* but perhaps I'm missing out on soemthing?

[invented_chill]

Oh, really, well I can gladly take it off your hands, Miss.

[year_of_cat_fan]

That would be most kind of you...um...I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name? ^^

But both Severus-san and Shigure-san are also offering to dispose of it. I'm not sure who to give it to now...O__O And I really would hate to trouble you and impose on your kindness...

[invented_chill]

Frost, Jack Frost.

Oh, it's no trouble at all. Besides, I can get rid of it quite quickly. In fact rather in a breath. I mean I can freeze it and dispose of it from there.

[year_of_cat_fan]

It's lovely to meet you ^^ I'm Hodna Tohru. *bows*

Really? Wow! That's very convenient. ^^ But it would still be a bother for you to have to make the journey over here; I'd feel terrible making you come all this way. Perhaps it would be less troublesome for you if I were to give it to Severus-san...?

[crest_of_sincer]

Magazine?....

[year_of_cat_fan]

Yes, it's...*blushes and lowers voice* Really, really weird...

[crest_of_sincer]

Weird? how so? *blink*

[Screened to Mimi]

[year_of_cat_fan]

*Whispers* I only saw one page, but...there's...moving pictures of...*blushes*...women.

[sohma_h]

....a...magazine?

[year_of_cat_fan]

Yes...but it's nothing like I've ever seen before...I only saw one page but...*blushes*

...D-do you want it too? It seems to be quite popular, but I don't understand why at all...

[sohma_h]

....I'll take it off your hands. A young lady such as yourself shouldn't be in a presents of....that. Ill for your mind Tohru.

You're staying with Snape, correct?

[year_of_cat_fan]

Hatori-san...I'm not sure what to do. Lots of people want it...is it cursed or something bad?

Yes, I'm staying with Severus-san...I really hate to put him through so much trouble...