some funny things to brighten up your day a little:
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
- Unknown
I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid
and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and
I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
- George Bush
Great Britain and
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