did you know that office buildings have fire drills? its crazy. absolutely crazy. i thought it was funny that nyu had them. but this is even funnier ( Read more... )

so im at school writing a paper. im only here because my kitchen is too much of a distraction. and very bad. not good to look 9 months pregnant after raiding the kitchen a few times too many ( Read more... )

i like my mommys attempts at cheering me up. theyre very nice and kinda funny. unfortunetly we are two very different people and while i see the wisdom of her words i just cant make myself feel how she suggests i feel ( Read more... )

Why are so many raspberry flavored things blue? What’s this whole “blue raspberry” thing. I don’t get it. If you want blue make it a blueberry or maybe a blackberry. Both would be tastey. But why make raspberries blue? I will never understand ( Read more... )

as soon as you wake up you're thinking about it
not even 1 free second

it sucks

its freezing, outside and inside

so im at work super duper early cause last week barry gave me a lecture about some stuff. mind you his 80 year old mind is completely wrong on the matter and he's just paranoid and crazy. but whatever. so im here early. and guess what the calls im here early to make are pointless. cause no one is in their office yet or if they are they all just say ( Read more... )

im always itchy and sneezy at work. i hate it. its hot, dry, and dusty here. pure torture ( Read more... )

yuck yuck yuckity yuck yuck ( Read more... )

In 2007, ( Read more... )

paper cuts stink!!!

but blues clues band-aids are awesome