Hmmm ...
... would you rather lose a Saturday lying around bed catatonic and crying? Or in the office for nineteen straight hours slaving?
Next weekend, folks, is mine. Well, after I land in Dulles at 9:00 and drive back home or wherever I go. But Saturday and Sunday? All mine.
Next Saturday, Jennifer should ...
(a) get smashed and screwed ... by something and someone other than work
(b) bake chocolate chip cookies for her bosses
(c) clean house
(d) watch basketball, cook exotic dishes, watch basketball, and ... watch basketball
(e) catch up on the hour a day of harmonica practice she has missed for the last two weeks
(f) take a camera on a winter hike
(g) other:_______________________
Next Sunday, Jennifer should ...
(a) drink lots of beer while watching the Super Bowl
(b) bake chocolate chip cookies for her bosses while watching the Super Bowl
(c) clean her house so she can find the television to watch the Super Bowl
(d) hang out with her bestest of best friends and watch the Super Bowl
(e) make great party food while watching the Super Bowl
(f) wear her favorite Buffalo Bills t-shirt, pretend the Patriots are the Bills, and watch the Super Bowl
(g) other: ____________________ and watch the Super Bowl
(froulala told thebet that adding "in bed" to the end of fortunes made them all the better; I, think adding "while watching the Super Bowl" could be almost as good)
And, for extra credit, next Monday, Jennifer should ...
(a) drink lots of beer and call in sick ... no wait, drink lots of beer and NOT call in
(b) take chocolate chip cookies to her bosses ... well, exlax chocoloate chip cookies, that is
(c) drink LOTS of coffee and give her bosses a highly energetic, mile-a-minute play-by-play of her last two weeks
(d) give her last two weeks ... notice, that is
(e) snag Dan's paintball gun, and fire rounds at incoming bosses on Monday morning
(f) hook up very loud speakers and play "No, I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more" over and over and over again
(g) other: ____________________
And if there is any doubt whatsoever that I am wound up as tight as ... as tight as what is it? luloubelle on her honeymoon night ... no, wait, that can't be it ... must be tight as a drum, consider that I have gotten a grand total of ten hours of restless sleep in the past three nights, I've been at work for nineteen hours today, it's 2:30 a.m., and I am still WIDE A-FUCKING-WAKE. Oh where, oh where has all my serotonin gone? Mama, she done went manic on us now.
Next weekend, folks, is mine. Well, after I land in Dulles at 9:00 and drive back home or wherever I go. But Saturday and Sunday? All mine.
Next Saturday, Jennifer should ...
(a) get smashed and screwed ... by something and someone other than work
(b) bake chocolate chip cookies for her bosses
(c) clean house
(d) watch basketball, cook exotic dishes, watch basketball, and ... watch basketball
(e) catch up on the hour a day of harmonica practice she has missed for the last two weeks
(f) take a camera on a winter hike
(g) other:_______________________
Next Sunday, Jennifer should ...
(a) drink lots of beer while watching the Super Bowl
(b) bake chocolate chip cookies for her bosses while watching the Super Bowl
(c) clean her house so she can find the television to watch the Super Bowl
(d) hang out with her bestest of best friends and watch the Super Bowl
(e) make great party food while watching the Super Bowl
(f) wear her favorite Buffalo Bills t-shirt, pretend the Patriots are the Bills, and watch the Super Bowl
(g) other: ____________________ and watch the Super Bowl
(froulala told thebet that adding "in bed" to the end of fortunes made them all the better; I, think adding "while watching the Super Bowl" could be almost as good)
And, for extra credit, next Monday, Jennifer should ...
(a) drink lots of beer and call in sick ... no wait, drink lots of beer and NOT call in
(b) take chocolate chip cookies to her bosses ... well, exlax chocoloate chip cookies, that is
(c) drink LOTS of coffee and give her bosses a highly energetic, mile-a-minute play-by-play of her last two weeks
(d) give her last two weeks ... notice, that is
(e) snag Dan's paintball gun, and fire rounds at incoming bosses on Monday morning
(f) hook up very loud speakers and play "No, I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more" over and over and over again
(g) other: ____________________
And if there is any doubt whatsoever that I am wound up as tight as ... as tight as what is it? luloubelle on her honeymoon night ... no, wait, that can't be it ... must be tight as a drum, consider that I have gotten a grand total of ten hours of restless sleep in the past three nights, I've been at work for nineteen hours today, it's 2:30 a.m., and I am still WIDE A-FUCKING-WAKE. Oh where, oh where has all my serotonin gone? Mama, she done went manic on us now.