Comments | yellawhim: Amazing What You Find When You Don't Want to Work

yellawhim

Amazing What You Find When You Don't Want to Work

Jan 25, 2004 20:03

Many, many years ago, my yearbook students were sitting around waiting for the printers, so they started typing their names into Internet search engines. A few minutes later, I heard those shrieking giggles characteristic of high school girls who have seen something they shouldn't have seen. Turns out they typed my name in, and with a 98% hit, ( Read more... )

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thebet January 26 2004, 02:38:53 UTC

Former Adult video star: in fact, "one of the most wildly lusty video vixens of the mid-1980’s," "a one woman sexual wrecking ball," "one of the first true anal queens," and I appeared in over 40 films during my five-year career

Do you still think things are better "while watching the Super Bowl" than "in bed?"

Heh.

And what do they mean former?

sex, football, a career yellawhim January 26 2004, 03:19:10 UTC

I am certain that I have gone on to conclude my career as an NFL cheerleader.

Re: sex, football, a career yellawhim January 26 2004, 03:28:50 UTC

When did I ever say watching the Super Bowl was better than being in bed? You are just trying to get me riled up!

(HOWEVER, there will be 8756 hours to be "in bed" this year, assuming I'm not doing it during the 4 of the SB! I should hope I can fill enough of the former number of hours with the latter activity to justify the latter number of hours with the former activity!)

Re: sex, football, a career thebet January 26 2004, 09:14:13 UTC

Ouch! My brain hurts now! Why don't you meet me (in bed) to explain all the details. Heh.

ps - yes, I am always just trying to get you "riled" up. Rrrrrrowr!

Ego Booster woundedhealer January 26 2004, 15:36:58 UTC

Not surprisingly, when I put in a search for myself, all of the hits turned out to be relevant to me. I may be the only Kristina Oseth in this whole country. There aren't many Oseths, for one, and Kristina is not a very common name. All of the hits that I have from doing a Google search have to do with jobs/assignments/roles/activities that I have participated in at JMU ( ... )

Re: Ego Booster yellawhim January 27 2004, 05:35:58 UTC

You know me ... fiercly (over)protective of my privacy. I'm proud to say that sixty (yes, I was REALLY procrastinating) pages down, there was only one that was actually me ... on an Apple web page for a webcast I did for them last year (I remember asking them if they really had to put my name on there.

Re: Ego Booster twotrees January 28 2004, 06:00:03 UTC

I hear you. I came up with two entries. Both are idiotic lists I made on Amazon regarding books and movies. I used to do this for fun while I was at work and before I got into LJ.

Ugh, the embarassing lists. I am so disappointed that I am not cool like YellaWhim. What search engines were you using, Cuz?

Re: Ego Booster yellawhim January 28 2004, 06:03:58 UTC

Google ... and I would far rather have an "original" name. I mean, I might as well be Jane Smith here, you know?

twotrees January 28 2004, 05:57:07 UTC

Sounds like what you a really are is a character from a Tom Robbins novel!

Too funny. Porn Queen.