Comments | yellawhim: About my "date" last night -- the mistaken mating call of the shock dropped jaw

yellawhim

About my "date" last night -- the mistaken mating call of the shock dropped jaw

Jan 01, 2005 13:30

Last night I left the New Year's Party/Concert with a friend of a friend ... yes, a male. We both were awake and felt like continuing the evening, but it was late enough that we had to go down into the city, not necessarily a bad thing. I was sitting at a barstool and he was standing and I could have sworn he was intentionally rubbing his you- ( Read more... )

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luloubelle January 1 2005, 13:27:41 UTC

That story made me laugh out loud. I hope you have a lot more dates! Although, not more like that one. That was funny.

Can I call you? :D

That fucker ... yellawhim January 2 2005, 14:53:00 UTC

... just sent me a text message to see if I want to get together tonight. WTF?!? Is THIS the Y chromosome at its finest? God preserve our species.

yellawhim January 3 2005, 12:35:45 UTC

And you! You said if he bought me two drinks I should have slept with the guy!

p.s. luloubelle January 1 2005, 13:28:37 UTC

How long until I get my teacher voice? I can't wait to put it to good use!

twotrees January 1 2005, 14:56:28 UTC

I didn't laugh until the end. That story kind of scared me. Yikes! What a loser asshole.

I wrote a poem once about a guy's tongue being like a pinkie(baby mouse), wet and rooting. I get how that kiss was. I had a man lunge across a gearshift for a horrible kiss like that. Ugh!

ioevri1 January 2 2005, 20:09:19 UTC

what a jackass...a truly clueless dickhead.

sorry it wasnt a great night out! Dont you live near me? We should get a grou[ together and go out somewhere and have some proper fun!

yellawhim January 3 2005, 12:25:54 UTC

I live in Leesburg, and I think you're in Winchester. Leslie is in Harrisonburg but her family is in Strasburg. I say Ladies Night Out in Winchester ... how about that?

ioevri1 January 3 2005, 18:23:01 UTC

I work in Leesburg, live 15-20 minutes from Strassburg, so really anywhere is fine for me!

yellawhim January 4 2005, 17:42:43 UTC

Hey cool you work in Leesburg! That's awesome! Where in Leesburg do you work? Doesn't froulala live in Winchester as well? Yeah, I think we should do a ladies night ... this weekend is bad for me, but maybe the next (although it's an extended weekend, I think)?

froulala January 3 2005, 09:06:42 UTC

wow.

what a slimeball!

i think you should have ended your bit to him by saying "i am woman! hear me roar!"

yellawhim January 3 2005, 12:27:23 UTC

Oh, I WILL save that and use it, for I'm sure I'll be hearing from him again. He actually called last night to see if I wanted to do something. "Yes," I said, "I want to do something. I want to go home and watch football ALL BY MYSELF." And he said, "Okay, have a good night. I'll call you tomorrow."

Ring, ring, ring: I AM A WOMAN! HEAR ME ROAR!